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  1. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 7:47pm UTC
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  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 7:24pm UTC
    disney channel should just
    stop making new shows and just replay all the old ones.

  3. ImSailingAway ImSailingAway
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 2:34pm UTC
    Once upon a time there was a girl who had four boyfriends.
    She loved the fourth boyfriend the most and adorned him with rich robes and treated him to the finest of delicacies. She gave him nothing but the best.
    She also loved the third boyfriend very much and was always showing him off to neighboring kingdoms. However, she feared that one day he would leave her for another.
    She also loved her second boyfriend. He was her confidant and was always kind, considerate and patient with her. Whenever this girl faced a problem, she could confide in him, and he would help her get through the difficult times.
    The girl's first boyfriend was a very loyal partner and had made great contributions in maintaining her wealth and kingdom. However, she did not love the first boyfriend, although he loved her deeply, she hardly took notice of him!
    One day, the girl fell ill and she knew her time was short. She thought of her luxurious life and wondered, 'I now have four boyfriends with me, but when I die, will I be alone.'
    Thus, she asked the fourth boyfriend, 'I loved you the most, endowed you with the finest clothing and showered great care over you.. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?
    'No way!', replied the fourth boyfriend, and he walked away without another word.
    His answer cut like a sharp knife right into her heart.
    The sad girl then asked the third boyfriend, 'I loved you all my life. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?' 'No!', replied the third boyfriend.. 'Life is too good! When you die, I'm going to marry someone else!' Her heart sank and turned cold.
    She then asked the second boyfriend, 'I have always turned to you for help and you've always been there for me. When I die, will you follow me and keep me company?'
    'I'm sorry, I can't help you out this time!', replied the second boyfriend. 'At the very most, I can only walk with you to your grave.'
    His answer struck her Like a bolt of lightning, and the girl was devastated.
    Then a voice called out: 'I'll go with you. I'll follow you no matter where you go.' The girl looked up, and there was her first boyfriend. He was very skinny as he suffered from malnutrition and neglect.
    Greatly grieved, the girl said, 'I should have taken much better care of you when I had the chance!'
    In truth, you have four boyfriends in your lives:
    Your fourth boyfriend is your body. No matter how much time and effort you lavish in making it look good, it will leave you when you die.
    Your third boyfriend is your possessions, status and wealth.When you die, it will all go to others.
    Your second boyfriend is your family and friends. No matter how much they have been there for you, the furthest they can stay by you is up to the grave.
    And your first boyfriend is your spirit.. Often neglected in pursuit of wealth, power and pleasures of the world.

  4. Swag Unicorn* Swag Unicorn*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 3:52pm UTC
    I just figured it out why people call themselves sociallyawkward penguins
    Penguins can't break the ice.
    format by br0kenwings


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. Princess* Princess*
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 3:30pm UTC
    I HOPE MY NINTENDOG IS OK,
    I haven't fed it in 6 years

  7. ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ* ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    no matter what I do,
    I always forget to forget you.

  8. ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ* ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 3:06pm UTC
    Just because this
    isn't a fairytale, doesn't mean ♥
    YOU CAN'T LIVE H A P P I L Y E V E R A F T E R . .

  9. ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ* ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 3:42pm UTC
    The best kind of kiss
    IS THE UNEXPECTED, UNPLANNED ONES THAT COME OUT NATURALLY
    ||||||||||||||||| LIKE IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTANCE

  10. ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ* ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    people are like stained glass windows.
    THEY SPARKLE AND SHINE when the sun is out ♥ ♥ ♥
    BUT WHEN DARKNESS SETS IN, THEIR TRUE BEAUTY IS REVEALED ONLY IF
    T H E R E I S L I G H T F R O M W I T H I N . «

  11. OreoLover OreoLover
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 12:57pm UTC
    Okay guys, I have an idea,
    but i need your help. :)
    So recently,
    I saw a quote by TheresNoSuchThingAsTooYoung,
    and she had a really good idea about incorporating the butterfly project into a t-shirt of her own, with everyone's names on it. Well, her amazing idea gave me an idea, as well. :) Quite similar, actually. So, what I want you all to do is comment your first name along with your favorite color, and I'm gonna write all of our names on a big poster board, surrounding the word "Witty." You know, as like, a memory of all of us Wittians as a family. :) Afterwards, I'm going to hang it up on my wall, and probably take a picture of it and upload it on here. I hope everyone participates,
    as it would mean a lot to me. :) Thanks everyone, especially TheresNoSuchThingAsTooYoung,
    for inspiring this idea.
    Love you all ,
    -Marissa<3

  12. ApplePieFlutterDashRariSparkle ApplePieFlutterDashRariSparkle
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 5:07pm UTC
    I think Wittians should have a secret code.
    Something like, "Steve is the best dinosaur" that we randomly throw into conversations. And then people would be all, "Wait. You go on Witty?" and then we'd be all, "Uhh, yeah, thats why I'm so hilarious," and then they'd be instant best friends and stuff.

  13. kelseyylovesyou kelseyylovesyou
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 6:03pm UTC
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  14. horsechick818 horsechick818
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 6:22pm UTC
    So 3 of the women in my family are on periods this week.
    Apparently they forgot to flush the toilet...
    Because my 5 year old brother called the cops,
    cuz there was blood in the toilet and "tissues" with blood in the garbage.
    hes gonna laugh about this one day...
    we all laughed now.

  15. quiffjumping quiffjumping
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 6:45pm UTC
    what if
    for every minute you were on the internet, you burned 10 calories.
    i'd be a supermodel.

  16. DarylJr114 DarylJr114
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 7:33pm UTC
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  17. nevercutyourbeautiful nevercutyourbeautiful
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 11:27pm UTC
    Im so bored..soo.
    Comment on this quote with a question youve always wanted to ask me..and ill answer it ina quote :)
    Love you guyss<3.

  18. InOneMoment InOneMoment
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 9:46pm UTC
    seeing all these quotes that say,
    "<3 if you miss these shows from Disney Channel, Nickolodeon, Cartoon Network "
    and I'm like,
    I wasn't allowed to watch anything but PBS Kids until I was 11 soo...
    Here's to the kids who watched:
    Clifford the Big Red Dog
    Cayou
    Dragon Tales
    CyberChase
    Word Girl

  19. iluhyoux iluhyoux
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 1:40am UTC
    This is a vent. If you don't like vents, don't read it. I've been depressed lately, over nothing. I will cry, even when I'm the happiest I could be in a while. I'm not sure why this keeps happening. I will be so happy one moment, and bearing back tears the next. I'm not scared to admit that I'm not happy with my life. I'm scared to admit that I'm willing to throw it away. I know things can get better, but everything gets worse for me. I'm scared for myself, I'm scared for the pain I endure. I actually started cutting again, and I'm so ashamed. it has been 8 months or more, and I ruined all the hard work. I'm so stupid, I feel like a complete idiot. Here lately I've just been putting myself down because I can't take making myself all happy for no reason, because there's really no reason. But today, I sat down outside. For a month now, I've been trying to get these two kittens to come to me. But they were to scared because their wild. I was sitting on my patio out back, and I was crying. and I couldn't stop. One of the kittens came up to me, and sat in front of me. I just stared at it, and burst out laughing for no reason, and of course scared it. It was like a sign from god, telling me that I needed to cheer up, and I sure in the hell did. So thank you god, for making everything better me. and thank you to anyone who took the time to read this.

  20. iluhyoux iluhyoux
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 7:40pm UTC
    TheDevilMurderedMe.
    Chapter Five.
    Frozen with fear I took off up the stairs egnoring the acheing in my foot. I ran into my parents room, yelling and screaming at them to wakeup. They asked me what was wrong, and I stoof there hesitating. I fell to the floor out of breath, looking for the right way to say it. How could I tell him he was dead, How could I do it!? I looked up, and I froze. My mom was standing over me. "Tabitha" She said. "What's wrong?" My voice cracked, it was like I was unable to speak for a minute. I started to talk, and tried to clear my voice. I could feel my heartbeat on my tounge, I had never experienced this before. I took a deep breath, and let it out. it made a whoosing sound. The only thing I could tell you it sounded like was giving birth. I was hyperventalating. I stood up, and looked into my moms blue eyes. "Davin's dead." Those once blue eyes turned stone grey. With a look I will never forget my mother trailed out of the room, with father on her heels. I could hear their footprints on the stairs, I knew they would soon find the gruesome scene I had discovered only 5 minutes ago
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Poem From The Killer
    Yes, your right I've struck again,
    but I'm saving the best for last.
    Davin will never be able to tell a soul what he knows.
    Davin Oh Davin, why did you have to go?
    Oh, that's right, only I know.
    You were smart, and you figured me out,
    you didn't have time to make a sound.
    With one quick moved I grabbed your head,
    I bashed it against the counter
    Now your dead.
    Sincerely; Your going to be six feet under.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Tip: Hadie is pronounced "Hay-dee" Not "Had-dee" (: & It only gets better! This is the beginning so it's going to be sort of boring- more explaining things to you so in the story you understand more.
    You can comment on here or on my profile if you would like a reminder & I'll add your name to the list! Thanks so much for reading, and if you liked it thank you that much more♥

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