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kelseyylovesyou

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Member Since: 11 Jun 2012 12:31pm

Last Seen: 4 Apr 2013 07:27pm

Location: Stalkerville

Gender: F

user id: 307608

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Heyy, i'm kelsey. thirteen year old girl. taken by the most amazing  boy ever. life is good.
volleyball = life

WITTY BESTFRIEND?
k bye pretty faces.


  1. kelseyylovesyou kelseyylovesyou
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 4:38pm UTC
    Screw school,
    I'm gonna become a pot dealer
    and sell many other useful kitchen utensils.
    nmf/nmq

  2. kelseyylovesyou kelseyylovesyou
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 2:47pm UTC
    me: i'm watching mean girls for like the 29275709392907573 time
    my boyfriend: thats so fetch
    me:
    him:
    me:
    him:
    me:
    him:
    me:
    him: what

  3. kelseyylovesyou kelseyylovesyou
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 7:02pm UTC
    when i was six, i thought se* is when you kiss someone while your naked. one day when i got out of the shower, i kissed my cat. but i forgot i was naked.
    i ran downstairs crying and screamed "MOM I JUST HAD SE* WITH THE CAT"
    oh god why.

  4. kelseyylovesyou kelseyylovesyou
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 7:31pm UTC
    hey you're a bully,
    and this crazy.
    but i have feelings,
    stop hurting me maybe?

  5. kelseyylovesyou kelseyylovesyou
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2012 7:54pm UTC
    i was reading my diary from when i was six.
    and in it it said,
    "dear diary,
    today *my crush* looked at me in music class. we're going to get married.
    xx, kelsey."
    hm, not much has changed since i was six.... not much has changed.

  6. kelseyylovesyou kelseyylovesyou
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2012 12:30pm UTC
    one time a boy liked me just kidding

  7. kelseyylovesyou kelseyylovesyou
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 7:06pm UTC
    This actually happened in history today.
    *Kid walks in wearing the same clothes as the day before, but they're filthy*
    Girl: Hey there's a thing called a washing machine, might wanna use it.
    Kid: Hey there's this thing called why are you such a b/tch?
    never laughed so hard in my life.

  8. kelseyylovesyou kelseyylovesyou
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2012 7:40pm UTC
    that annoying moment when all the girls at your school are obsessed with your boyfriend. like really, back the f/ck off please & thank you.

  9. kelseyylovesyou kelseyylovesyou
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2012 7:36pm UTC
    if i go on a date & it's bad, I'm just gonna stand up and say "im an actor, they're all actors & you'e on MTV's disaster date!" and run out.
    #likeaboss

  10. kelseyylovesyou kelseyylovesyou
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2012 7:33pm UTC
    the next time someone asks me "how's the weather up there?" i will spit on them and yell "IT'S RAINING."
    #likeaboss

  11. kelseyylovesyou kelseyylovesyou
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 7:34am UTC
    "did you know you can burn calories from drinking cold water?"
    and then suddenly the world was out of water forever the end.

  12. kelseyylovesyou kelseyylovesyou
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2012 7:17am UTC
    i wonder what Demi Lovato's bullies think now that she's famous.
    Bullies: she's rich, popular, and she has a thing with Niall Horan... wow...
    ... i wonder what Demi Lovato thinks.
    Demi: yeah that's right bi+ches.

  13. kelseyylovesyou kelseyylovesyou
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 3:27pm UTC
    My thoughts in
    Honors Math
    class:
    50% The fluck is this?!
    50% The fluck is that?!

  14. kelseyylovesyou kelseyylovesyou
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 7:16pm UTC
    i threw some kid in a well,
    don't ask me i'll never tell.
    i will regret this in hell
    but he was in my way.

  15. kelseyylovesyou kelseyylovesyou
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 11:15pm UTC
    In Mean Girls,
    why does everyone always or almost get hit by a bus?
    nmf nmq

  16. kelseyylovesyou kelseyylovesyou
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 8:01pm UTC
    and today i found out that "kayne west" is pronounced like
    "KANYAY."
    i've been saying it like "cane west"
    awko taco.

  17. kelseyylovesyou kelseyylovesyou
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 7:51pm UTC
    i really think they should make a movie called Mean Boys...
    like it could be about a boy ginger who moved here from Africa and was home schooled his entire life.
    and he meets a group of boys named The Rubbers who is a group of Greg Weiners who's mom is the maker of PopTarts,
    Kris Smith who has ESPN or something,
    and Ryan George who evil takes a new form in.
    I MEAN COME ON. WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO WATCH THAT?!

  18. kelseyylovesyou kelseyylovesyou
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 8:33pm UTC
    Teenager Post #6051
    That awkward moment when your internet's down and you realize your life sucks.

  19. kelseyylovesyou kelseyylovesyou
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    mom: hm... richard should i have another piece of cake?
    dad: YOLO
    O_O
    true story....

  20. kelseyylovesyou kelseyylovesyou
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 6:03pm UTC
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