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quiffjumping

1. quiffjumping
   posted a quote
   September 30, 2012 8:53am UTC
   Yesterday, I was at the movies & there was this old man sitting alone in the row behind me. He had an oxygen tank and a breathing tube. I turned around and said hello to him. He was very quiet until I was about to turn around he started crying. I asked him if he was okay and he said yes I just reminded him of his daughter who wanted to come see this with him but passed away from cancer last week.
   it broke my heart. true story
   
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2. quiffjumping
   posted a quote
   September 20, 2012 4:32pm UTC
   I know we only met, but let's pretend it's love
   
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3. quiffjumping
   posted a quote
   September 7, 2012 6:45pm UTC
   what if
   for every minute you were on the internet, you burned 10 calories.
   i'd be a supermodel.
   
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4. quiffjumping
   posted a quote
   September 7, 2012 6:38pm UTC
   workout plan:
   1. exercise
   2. x-ar-size
   3. "eggs are side"...for bacon
   4. BACON
   
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5. quiffjumping
   posted a quote
   September 7, 2012 6:32pm UTC
   omg imagine u and harry are like best friends but you secretly always had feelings for him and one night you both get a little tipsy and hes dropping you off at your apartment and he offers to walk you too your door and you start to think is this really happening then as you both approach the door you can feel him looking at you and you can smell the slight scent of alcohol on his breath as he slowly leans in closer and closer then he stabs you and you die
   
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6. quiffjumping
   posted a quote
   September 7, 2012 11:32am UTC
   i'm home sick today so i'm really bored. favorite this and i'll write something nice on your profile and favorite 2 of your quotes.
   if you follow me, i'll follow back :)
   
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7. quiffjumping
   posted a quote
   September 7, 2012 11:12am UTC
   congratulations
   to one direction for never winning every award they were ever nominated for
   
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8. quiffjumping
   posted a quote
   September 7, 2012 11:10am UTC
   hi guys.
   "i was a part of witty before it became known and for some reason my account got deleted. if you could follow me on here..it would mean a lot.
   
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