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  1. theawkwardauthor theawkwardauthor
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 11:59am UTC
    In Elementary School:
    Teacher: The answer to this problem is 69.
    Students: Oh, okay.
    In Middle School:
    Teacher: The answer to this problem is 69.
    Students: *A few giggles*
    In High School:
    Teacher: The answer to this problem is 69.
    Students: HAHAHAHAHAHA LOL 69!!!!

  2. MyGoldenBarbie MyGoldenBarbie
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 12:09pm UTC
    What a lovely shade of
    s/ut
    you're wearing today

  3. livin_life_young_and_in_love livin_life_young_and_in_love
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 12:10pm UTC
    My Boyfriend: Sorry, just got out of the shower.
    Me: It's okay.
    Him: Don't tell anyone, but I was naked in there.

  4. MayaStyles MayaStyles
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 11:41am UTC
    Strange but true facts#30
    Smelling Bananas or/and green apples (smelling, not eating) can help you lose weight.

  5. MayaStyles MayaStyles
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 11:39am UTC
    Strange but true facts#29
    Mcdonalds sell more than 75 burgers per second.

  6. FluffyScamp FluffyScamp
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 11:38am UTC
    How about instead of being so upset over the teenagers kiling themselves over bullying, you should try befriending that boy or girl who sits by themselves at lunch. Saying, "Oh, that musti've been really hard on him/her, it's a shame he/she's gone." after they've already killed themselves, is a little late. Talk to the people who are being bullied now, instead of waiting until they've killed themselves to say that they were really a good person. Be a friend NOW, and maybe, just maybe, you'll save a life.

  7. gogoyoable gogoyoable
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 11:33am UTC
    ❄ Wanna know what I can't wait for?
    Winter
    When you can just stay home alone, sitting on the couch in PJ's while you read a good book, or watch christmas movies, you take a sip of your hot chocolate, look outside, and see snow falling.♥

    ❄ ❄ ❄ ❄ ❅ ❄
    100% xHello's format.

  8. unlov3d unlov3d
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 11:33am UTC
    things i hate:
    • slow internet
    • when the internet is slow
    • when you're on the internet and it moves slowly
    • that thing that the internet does when it moves slowly
    • something that moves slowly called the internet

  9. mellyk531 mellyk531
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2012 7:54pm UTC
    Heres to the kids who memorize
    lyrics faster then vocabualry

  10. celestialerror* celestialerror* happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2012 7:54pm UTC
    Every 40 seconds, someone kills themself.
    {Every 41 seconds, someone is left to make sense of it.}

  11. _ItsMeShelbyPeople _ItsMeShelbyPeople
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2012 7:03pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    when two people start a conversation on YOUR Facebook status.

  12. Maddyhj Maddyhj
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2012 7:16pm UTC
    When someone is wearing the same thing as you but looks 9435824365927x better.
    *Bittch mode activate*

  13. BandChickk86 BandChickk86
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2012 7:08pm UTC
    My grades need to be higher.
    My weight needs to be lower.
    My stomach needs to be flatter.
    My wallet needs to be fatter.
    My skin needs to be tanner.
    My teeth need to be whiter.
    My heart needs to be stronger.
    My face needs to be prettier.
    My hair needs to be longer.
    My short needs to shorter.
    My body needs to be hotter.
    My image needs to be cooler.
    My boobs need to be bigger.
    My waist needs to be small.
    Society really knows how
    to make you feel like sh.t.

  14. AerilynLilyoh AerilynLilyoh
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2012 7:08pm UTC
    Four years ago today,
    I lost a piece of myself. That happy, bubbly, giggly girl that was in me was lost. She hasn't found herself back. You were the only one there who told me that I was beautiful and that I was perfect just the way I was. Once you were gone there wasn't anybody to tell me that I was beautiful. The cutting, the anorexia, the insecurity began. I know you would be disappointed in the person that I became. I like to think that if you were still here, I wouldn't have become this person. I wish that you could come to my wedding, like you always said that you wanted to. I wish you could come see me succeed in my favorite sports and in school. I wish that you could have stopped me from causing these scars on my wrists. You were my everything. I miss you Grandpa. ♥

  15. _ItsMeShelbyPeople _ItsMeShelbyPeople
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2012 7:12pm UTC
    Sometimes when I walk,
    I try to keep my feet in the little square tiles.

  16. Bernicexoxo* Bernicexoxo*
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2012 6:51pm UTC
    Teacher: I think it's time you got a detention
    Friend: No it's not
    Teacher: Yes it is
    Friend: Your opinion is irrelevant

  17. _ItsMeShelbyPeople _ItsMeShelbyPeople
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2012 6:59pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    when you gently throw your phone onto your bed &
    it decides to bounce off 3 walls, hit a lamp, and kill a cat.

  18. _ItsMeShelbyPeople _ItsMeShelbyPeople
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2012 6:55pm UTC
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  19. littlenattycastronovo littlenattycastronovo
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2012 6:56pm UTC
    "I wish people looked like their personalities."
    ... but then everyone on witty would look awkward.

  20. TaraWuzAlwaysHere TaraWuzAlwaysHere
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2012 6:48pm UTC
    Fingering.
    Tounging.
    Blowing.
    Positions.
    Gotta love band.

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