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Skimrande
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November 3, 2012 6:30pm UTC

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Meowcat
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November 2, 2012 7:42pm UTC

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BlueEyedNobody
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November 2, 2012 2:31pm UTC

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So, today in my English
class
mean boy shouted to one shy guy in the
back of the class : Hey, mama's boy are you
gay ?
I guess he couldn't stand all the teasing anymore
so he shouted back: Why, are you interest ?
-BEST COMEBACK EVER-
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JustSaying
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August 23, 2012 12:09pm UTC

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Mom
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Son, alittl birdie told me you have been doing drugs
Seems to me that the only person doing drugs is you, because you apperntly have been talking to birds. .
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nmq

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xxLonelyLoverxx
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August 1, 2012 1:15pm UTC

Oh, excuse me, Mr. Swagger,
Either walk a little faster or buy a belt. Thanks, homie.

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xxoliviaxx226
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July 24, 2012 11:42am UTC

M y e x?
We're not friends,
We're not enemies,
We're just strangers with some memories.
nmf,

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BananaSplit143
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July 24, 2012 2:32pm UTC

I was your cure and you were my disease. I was saving you, and you were killing me.

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StayBeautifulLoveox
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July 24, 2012 1:13pm UTC

making your ponytail so tight
that you get a face lift ♥

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AustinH
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July 24, 2012 1:30pm UTC

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Uconnchick2
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July 23, 2012 11:33pm UTC

Pretending your towel is a white, strapless dress after taking a shower

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Hammy1117
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July 24, 2012 2:03pm UTC

4 men were killed in the Colorado shooting of "The Dark Night Rises" protecting their girlfriends.
I dont want to hear ever again that all men are the same.

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sunnynicky
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July 24, 2012 12:05am UTC

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My dentist told me once
that letting go is like pulling a tooth. When it was pulled out, you’re relieved, but how many times does your tongue run itself over the spot where the tooth once was? Probably a hundred times a day. Just because it was not hurting you doesn’t mean you did not notice it. It leaves a gap and sometimes you see yourself missing it terribly. It’s going to take a while, but it takes time. Should you have kept the tooth? No, because it was causing you so much pain. Therefore, move on and let go.
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BlackButterflies
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July 24, 2012 3:18am UTC

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str0ng
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July 18, 2012 1:07pm UTC

A little boy goes up to his father and asks, "How was I born?"
The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date
via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.. We sneaked into a
secluded and isolated room, and googled each other.
There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was
ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and
since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up
appeared that said:
You've got Male.

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