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chocomickey14
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April 25, 2013 6:04pm UTC

Who remembers the Emperor's New Groove
Anyone?

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happiest*
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April 25, 2013 2:40pm UTC

I's official
Justin Bieber is going to be a mother

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MrsPSanders
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April 25, 2013 9:58am UTC

My brother: Losersaywhat
Me: What?
Him: Loser! *Starts laughing and dancing*
Me: *Rolls my eyes at his immaturity*
He's 24...

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Cammie
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April 25, 2013 7:53pm UTC

Me a nerd?
Haha no, I'm just making sure I don't end up working at McDonalds with you in the future.

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Butterbear
posted a quote
April 25, 2013 6:22pm UTC

*Watching a horror movie*
Movie: Based on a true story
Me: OMFG NO! NOOOO NO NO NO NO NO, NOPE!
Me: SOOO NOT HAPPENING.
Me: NEVER
Me: IT WILL NOT WIN!
*2 hours later*
Me: *Curled up in a ball under the blankets of my bed at 2 am rocking back in forth*
Me: *clutches teddy bear*
Me: Shhh Rodger, the demons will hear you!

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hay_hay12
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April 24, 2013 8:50pm UTC

So,
i was in an ice cream parlor
and i was sitting down with
my parents, and there was
this big group of teenagers,
and these two kids walked
in with their mom, not really
looking like they fit it, and
one of the teenagers goes
"Hey!" and they all of the
other people start laughing.
The kid barely waves,
and his mom goes,
"Why didn't you say hi back?"
He simply says,
"I really don't have time for
their useless, no good, intimidating
comments that will stick in my head
forever. They aren't worth my kindness if they aren't kind to me."

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SalemSoto
posted a quote
April 25, 2013 1:13am UTC

Cool story mom.
dont tell it again.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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WeAreTheBoys
posted a quote
April 25, 2013 1:59pm UTC

I saw a sign for a suicide helpline on the back of a bus.
Surely it'd be a lot more helpful if it was on the front?

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Infinity on high*
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April 24, 2013 9:18pm UTC

I went to sleep
thinking about you
and woke up
[ j u s t t h e s a m e ]

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Cammie
posted a quote
April 25, 2013 7:32pm UTC

i see 2007 and think “oh 3 years ago” and then it hits me that it was 6 years ago

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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TaraWuzAlwaysHere
posted a quote
April 24, 2013 8:47pm UTC

Crush: *smiles*
Me: Oh gosh, you're so cute.
Crush: *drinks water*
Me: Stop being so perfect.
Crush: *eats*
Me: You deserve an award, you're so sexy.
Crush: *murders citizen*
Me: Oh my gosh, you're so adorable.

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Erica_213
posted a quote
April 24, 2013 10:42pm UTC

It's so loud inside my head, with words
i never said.

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chocolate_lover
posted a quote
April 24, 2013 10:40pm UTC

"i love you"
i whispered as i took a bite out of my Big Mac.

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Infinity on high*
posted a quote
April 24, 2013 9:49pm UTC

NOW DON'T YOU
UNDERSTAND
I'm never changing who I am.

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soccertrack
posted a quote
April 24, 2013 10:18pm UTC

have you ever..
been in a room, filled with people, people you know.. and you felt so alone.
have you ever..
had a bestfriend.. but its like you dont even exist to them anymore..
have you ever..
get the feeling of "being stupid".. or not good enough or out of thier legue..
have you ever ..
notice that its always yourself, thats there for you.. when no one else is.
have you ever..
been so sick & tired.. of being sick and tried.
have you ever..
been misslead.. missread.. missunderstood.
have you ever..
had one of those days where you just break down and cry.
have you ever..
cried in the shower.. cried in the pillow.. cried yourself to sleep
have you ever..
had no one else to go too,
have you ever
prayed like crazy
have you ever..
wanted to just run.. run so far till you came upon a new place..
have you ever,
sat on witty, to try to make yourself feel better..
I HAVE.

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伤*
posted a quote
April 25, 2013 2:04pm UTC

A drop in the ocean
a change in the weather
was praying that you and me
might end up together

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 25, 2013 3:25pm UTC

Why doesn't school teach you actual life skills
like how to meet rich businessmen.

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