*Watching a
horror movie*
Movie: Based on a true story
Me: OMFG NO! NOOOO NO NO NO NO NO, NOPE!
Me: SOOO NOT HAPPENING.
Me: NEVER
Me: IT WILL NOT WIN!
*2 hours later*
Me: *Curled up in a ball under the blankets of my bed at 2 am
rocking back in forth*
Me: *clutches teddy bear*
Me: Shhh Rodger, the demons will hear you!
