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kristabff
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April 25, 2013 6:28pm UTC

I'm so lazy
I can't even finish this sen

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happiest*
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April 25, 2013 2:58pm UTC

click to see this quote

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 25, 2013 3:28pm UTC

Apparently you can't have problems if
you're not a starving African child.

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wittyquotesgurl
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April 24, 2013 9:26pm UTC

Elementary
Friend: you're stupid if you say "what"
Me: what
Friend: OMG LOL I GOT YOU SO GOOD HAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS AWESOME JESUS HELP ME THIS IS TOO FUNNY

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zeyba_xoxo
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April 25, 2013 7:14am UTC

I was late coming into school again and my head teacher was furious.
She called me into her office and said, "What's your excuse this time?"
"Slept in," I shrugged.
"For goodness sake, at least tell me something I haven't heard before!"
"You're looking lovely today." I replied.

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BravoSierra
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April 25, 2013 12:37pm UTC

teacher: now copy these notes down while i stand in front of them.

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Rajsonkar
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April 25, 2013 11:51am UTC

That awkward moment when you are trying not to look when someone is staring at you
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BravoSierra
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April 25, 2013 12:40pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Are oranges called orange because they are orange,
or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?

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WatermelonSeed
posted a quote
April 24, 2013 8:33pm UTC

Sometimes I think
"Screw this... i'll just be a stripper."
But then I remember
I'm fat and can't dance
o-o

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Infinity on high*
posted a quote
April 24, 2013 9:27pm UTC

watch me now as i seduce you
with my awkwardness.

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
April 25, 2013 2:20am UTC

“Before you criticize
someone, you should walk a
mile in their shoes. That way
when you criticize them, you
are a mile away from them
and you have their shoes.”
-Jack Handey
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Hale_Storm18
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April 25, 2013 3:33pm UTC

I hate it when flies f.ucking rub their stupid little sh.itty hands together
like they're plotting to ruin my life. Those tiny, little ba.stards.

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ecawesomeness
posted a quote
April 25, 2013 7:58am UTC

I hate it when I say something hilarious
and no one gets it.

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Infinity on high*
posted a quote
April 24, 2013 9:23pm UTC

The se.xual tension that happened
when you found out who picked you in Heads Down, Thumbs Up.

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Rajsonkar
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April 25, 2013 11:39am UTC

WHO CAN RELATEI love you *erases*
I miss you
*erases*
Can we talk?
*erases*
Whats up
*sends*
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Plusle_N_Minun
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April 24, 2013 9:35pm UTC

--------------------Stop The Hate/ Stop The Pain--------------------
I was visiting my friend who's in the hospital when I see this little girl in her room all by herself.
I was kinda just standing there wondering why a sweet little girl was in the hospital.
I was about to leave when she saw me and smiled.
I smiled back, but it soon dropped when I saw her face.
It was covered in bruises and cuts.
She turned to me and said:
"My Daddy turned out to be the evil monster living under my bed"
Then she went back to playing with her horses.

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