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Hi i'm Deeflavoredspace.com
I'm 19 as of June 8th :o
(woooo freedom!... nope e-e)
I'm a hispanic girl born in Lima, Peru <3
living in Colorado since i was 2.

I am happily single (Finally got rid of the loser holding me back)

I'm a simple kind of girl. I love zombies, llamas, parties, punk/rock, bacon, boston terriers<3 I keep to myself most times. I'm shy. I get awkward around people that is unless i have some alcohol, then i can chat :D Otherwise its really hard to get to know me.
 I'm pretty understanding and open-minded. I'm not too confident but i try to accept myself as i am.
As should everybody themselves.


 flavoredspace.comDianasaurus Rex!


Music will always be there for me


June 29, 2013 - I havent been thru much. Or maybe i like to underestimate things. But iv'e been thru enough to learn. I had this guy i dated long distance for about 8 months before he decided to move to my city to be with me. He was unprepared. My family: HATED HIM. My friends: HATED HIM. I almost lost the people closest to me cause of him. But stillwe fought to be together. Me sacrifising my other relationships to give him the attntion he needs and him struggling with homelessness to be with me. He spent about 2 months at my brothers house in the basement, then they asked him to leave but he didnt have anywere else to go.. so he went to stay with his ex for a few days... and i trusted him... when he cme back my uncle let him stay with him till again his welcome was over stayed. It cant be blamed on me tho, I didnt ask him to come to stay. I loved and was happy that he did. But i never forced him to... He was always super insecure, i couldn't wear shorts or a dress without him whining if i didnt wear leggings. I couldnt hang out with my friends alone without him whining about me having fun without him. I coulnt be at a party without him attached at the hip. I was trapped. So i break up with him cause i honestkly couldnt stand the chains anymore. I couldntve done it without my brother. I always knew what i had to do but never could i ever take action on my own. He helped me. He told me what i had to do. 2 Days later he was gone. and i was free. For the next few week we try to keep in touch as friends but it doesnt work. Every other day begging me to take him back. Every day hes getting worse. He tries to blame me. Hes such an ass. And then he confeses he cheated on me when he was with his ex. Of course... it was abvious. Everybody saw it coming. I however trusted him. Never a doubt in him. And that pathetic loser acts like the insecure one. It stung for a little bit i got angry more than anything. Deleted every picture every "i love you" text, blocked him on Facebook. I didnt want to talk to him. Still he tries to tell me its my fault. Hosnestly i wasnt hurt that he betrayed me. I was more pissed after cheating on me he put me thru so much sh/t with his emotions. He acted like i was a bad GF. Eff that dude. Dont act like im doing anything wrong when you go and cheat like that. I could go on and on but im just so sick of him. The only thing now is he'll text me evry now and then. Random things. He still wants to be friends. He's gotten worse... Pills, alcohol, needles, getting arrested... I feel bad for him... But i cant be to blame from how pathetic he his. Its harsh but honestly its just sad cause he did it to himself. I cant save him its not my job  to be his savior. I tried to help him but its hopeless... Sure i hate him slightly but i really hope he gets better one day. I hope he'll learn and find a girl to treat right and give space. Whose life fits fine with his so that she can help him... I wish him well. I just want him to be happy. But that cant be my job... I feel so bad for him. But i have to worry about myself first. Hes so pathetic... but it cant be my fault 
And if yu read all this. leave me a cooment or sumtn. -is curous- 
  1. WatermelonSeed WatermelonSeed
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 12:03pm UTC
    OMG... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zetHySxYTnU
    Its worth it i promise.

  2. WatermelonSeed WatermelonSeed
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 11:04pm UTC
    "Open wide, Here comes the traaiin!"
    ".... Thats a spoon"

  3. WatermelonSeed WatermelonSeed
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 5:04pm UTC
    If Norman Reedus were all alone in a forest,
    and no one was around to see him,
    would he still be the sexiest man alive?
    If you have to ask,
    then you obviously are the one who's been all alone in a forest~

  4. WatermelonSeed WatermelonSeed
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    July 22, 2013 2:22am UTC
    Please keep all credit in the codes/parts of codes you'd like to use. [Please keep this little message thing here as well. :) ] (c) cloudlings do not convert to make your own layouts/tumblr themes/etc. specifically made to only be used for quotes on wittyprofiles.com
    Where there once was
    Now there's only me
    the lonely

  5. WatermelonSeed WatermelonSeed
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 1:35am UTC
    "You said you wanted to be friends I honestly did too but I have fears just like anyone else i'm sorry i let fears get the better of me"
    ~fukk off. I dont want your friendship anymore

  6. WatermelonSeed WatermelonSeed
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 11:56pm UTC
    format by cloudlings. please do not remove the credit (do not remove this section either)! thank you :-)
    ~ You dare tell me who to be ~
    you are not me
    who died and made you king of anything?

  7. WatermelonSeed WatermelonSeed
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 11:41pm UTC
    format by cloudlings credits please do not remove. please do not remove the credit (do not remove this section either)! thank you :-)
    Christina perri~
    I'll make sure to keep my distance ~ say 'i love you' when you're not listening ~ how long can we keep this up ~ up ~ up

  8. WatermelonSeed WatermelonSeed
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 11:09pm UTC
    Mommy said beauty is inside.
    for example the fridge
    Format by Breeze

  9. WatermelonSeed WatermelonSeed
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 5:37pm UTC
    I no longer
    feel anything for

  10. WatermelonSeed WatermelonSeed
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 3:32am UTC
    So, who's got a Quotev?
    Follow me? Chat me up? ~zombiellamataco

  11. WatermelonSeed WatermelonSeed
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    July 21, 2013 3:14am UTC

  12. WatermelonSeed WatermelonSeed
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    July 21, 2013 3:05am UTC
    What if

  13. WatermelonSeed WatermelonSeed
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 3:58pm UTC
    Hey You,,
    "Believe in your fůcking self. Stay up all fůcking night. Work outsie of your fůcking habits. Know when to fůcking speak up. Fůcking collaborate. Don't fůcking procratinate. Get over your fůcking self. Keep fůcking learning. Form follows fůcking function. A computer is a Lite Brite for bad fůcking ideas. Find fůcking inspiration everywhere. Fůcking network. Educate your fůcking client. Trust your fůcking gut. Ask for fůcking help. Make it fůcking sustainable. Question fůcking everything. Have a fůcking concept. Learn to take some fůcking critisism. Make me fůcking care. Use fůcking spell check. Do your fůcking research. Sketch some fůcking ideas. The problem contains the fůcking solution. Think about all the fůcking possibilities"
    ~Brian Buirge and Jason Bacher

  14. WatermelonSeed WatermelonSeed
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 3:33pm UTC
    Dear sneeze,
    If you're gonna happen, happen.
    Don't put a stupid look on my face and leave.

  15. WatermelonSeed WatermelonSeed
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 2:49pm UTC
    and she was a girl
    can i make it anymore abvious?

  16. WatermelonSeed WatermelonSeed
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    July 20, 2013 2:31pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  17. WatermelonSeed WatermelonSeed
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 2:13pm UTC
    How the hell does a broken heart get back together when it’s torn apart?
    And teach itself to start beating again?

  18. WatermelonSeed WatermelonSeed
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2013 8:19pm UTC
    Worth the read i pomise... best creepypasta
    FanBoy97: Journal entry 1:
    Oh, how no one understands the dark brooding angst stirring in my loins! I couldn’t concentrate in school again today, thoughts of Him distracted me from my composition writing class. How could I possibly worry about the fundamentals of English grammar stuff stupid when there’s a tall sexy devil stalking the spooky nights? I wish He would stalk me.  I know “some” people would say that I am a silly pants; that He would devour my soul or drive me to madness… but they don’t understand Him like do. I know He would not do this to me. And how could He? I’m His “biggest” fan. ;) Oh well, I suppose I’ll just have to prove them all wrong.
    FanBoy97: Journal entry 2:
    Woe is me. Must I be alone for all eternity? Doomed to wander the cruel world in my misunderstoodedness? I spent the entire afternoon in the cemetery after school today, drawing the sacred symbol on each and every tombstone, the circle of darkness with the ‘x’ of also darkness, awaiting for Him to run into my arms. I even wore my outfit, my extra special Sailor Moon miniskirt and thigh high socks. I must have ridden my tricycle around those gave stones a thousand times before I ran out of Hi-C. How could He not be enticed by me? Am I not enticing? Of course I am, it must have been those fart faces who showed up and interrupted my unholy ritual. The called me names, really mean names that cut into my soul like razors. I tried not to cry, but I could not stop myself. “If you don’t stop… shouldn’t make fun of the black forces that dwell within me!” I yelled at them before they started throwing bananas at me. Bananas that cut deeper than any black razor of black blackness. I road my tricycle home as fast as I could. On the way I checked my vampire Pikachu watch, IT WAS ALMOST 6 O’CLOCK!!! My mom must have been worried sick! But then I got home and she gave me some spaghetti. Yummy!
    FanBoy97: Journal entry 3:
    I just took a bubble bath, and now I need to check my emails for the rightful acceptance of my creepypasta submission. Let’s look… NOTHING! Anger and other dirty talk! How could it not be posted yet? I submitted it yesterday afternoon, how long do I have to wait for the world to see my spectacular greatness? I know, that jerky jerk face administrator is jealous of my uncanny ability to write epic tales of melancholy spookiness. Of course that’s what it is, nobody could pass up my masterpiece unless they were intimidated. It was called, “The grand adventures of the totally badaƨƨ and in no way at all homoerotic sparkly vampires.” It was so awesome. I guess I’m just going to have to send that jerk a bunch of emails outlining why he’s such a jerk. Then he’ll see, they’ll all see. But it’s almost eight, and I need to snuggle into bed next to my Jeff the Killer body pillow and let my darky dark mind of darkness take me to the ultradarkness of dreamland.
    FanBoy97: Journal entry 4:
    I woke up from that dream again, I just had to write it down this time. It was the one where I’m lying there still in my bed completely naked when the wind blows my bedroom window open, and then that beautiful slender body of His floats in, hovering above me, tempting me with the prospects of sweet sweaty passion. “Come to me, sweet prince,” I say to Him as He lowers Himself gracefully, His black suit stretched tight across His lovely form. “Do you know how long I’ve been waiting for you?” I ask him. He never says a word. “Oh, the strong and silent type aren’t you?” I whisper into where His ear bɑlls should be. “That’s okay,” I continue in the most seductive voice I can manage. “You don’t have to say a thing.” I pulled on His necktie, pulling His faceless face against mine. Then we start making out, AND IT WAS SEXXXXXY! Then after like, an hour, I whisper back into his ear bɑlls, “How about you take off that suit and show me what those tentacles can really do…” When I woke up my sheets were all sticky.
    FanBoy97: Journal entry 5:
    OMG!!<333333!!!! I don’t even know to explain it, but after that hot sticky dream I just couldn’t go back to sleep. So I kinda just stayed awake and sent fifty complaints to that jerk faced administrator , when I got this sense you know? A most… arousing sense at that. I got this feeling that I needed to look out of my window, and when I did, I that it was… it was Him! Slenderman was watching me from across the street. I knew it was Him at once, He’s impossible to mistake. The tall, thin body in the most fabulous of suits. He was just standing there motionless, expressionless, beckoning to me… Oh shɪts! I better get back to the window, He’s still out there and I need to press my bare nipples against the glass to keep Him interested. I’ll come back later to write how it went. Oh God, I feel as giddy as a school girl at the gynecologist’s!
    The Next Day…
    Officer Stinson is standing at the scene of the crime, his partner, Officer Drake approaches him with a cup of coffee in each hand. “So what in the hɘll and the hootenanny happened here?” Asks Drake as he glances over the carnage. Up high in a tree sectioned off by yellow hazard tape is the body of a young boy, his torso impaled on one of the many jagged braches. On the ground below him, there are several plastic bags filled with what is assumed to be some of the boy’s organs. They include; eyes, kidneys, liver, pancreas, gallbladder and several fingers. Officer Stinson hands his partner a piece of paper covered in blood.
    “We found this nailed to the tree.” Says Stinson to Drake. “I think you know what it means.” Drake reads the note, each letter spelled out in crimson. “No means no,” Drake reads aloud. “Great googally moogally! Not another one of these sickos! Must be the third one this year, and it does explain why the kid up there is wearing a dress.”
    Officer Stinson looks back up into the tree. The boy is in fact still wearing his Sailor Moon outfit.
    “Yeah,” Says Stinson, “We’re dealing with one twisted pervert here alright. We checked this kids journal earlier this morning. It looked like he was getting ready to try and date rapɘ Slenderman.”
    Drake shakes his head in disgust. “Sweet zombie Jesus. Kids these days, messin’ around on the interwebs, thinking that it couldn’t happen to them, then all of a sudden ‘ol Slendy gets sick and tired of being sexually harassed. Can anyone really blame him for resorting to this?”
    Stinson looks down at his feet with a somber look on his face. “No, no I don’t think anyone really can. But we gotta look at it this way; at least for now, we can take comfort in knowing that this nightmare is finally over.”
    Just then, the boy in the tree coughs out a spattering of blood.
    “WHY? WHY DON’T YOU LOVE MEEEE?!?” He chokes out. Without hesitation, Officers Drake and Stinson pull their side arms from their holsters, emptying the clips into the whining fan boy. When the dust settles, Stinson looks back to Drake.
    “Okay, now it’s over.”

  19. WatermelonSeed WatermelonSeed
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 4:52pm UTC
    I can't wait to win the lottery and walk into work to be like... eff
    you←, you↑, you→, you↓, you↖, you↗, you↘, you↩, you↪, you↫ and you↬.

  20. WatermelonSeed WatermelonSeed
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 1:36pm UTC
    sensitve guys...
    I am so way past over them.


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