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dolph*
posted a quote
November 7, 2012 3:20pm UTC

And I would of gotten
away with it too!
If it weren't for you meddling
minorities, women, and gays!
-Mitt Romney.

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livin_life_young_and_in_love
posted a quote
November 7, 2012 4:42pm UTC

Mom: The best things in life are free.
Concert Tickets: Hahaha!
Food: Lol
Nice Clothes: You're kidding, right?
Internet: Lawwwlz.
Books: Sorry, LOL
Movies: Let's be real, c'mon.
Ed Sheeran: Actually, it's the worst things in life come free to us, but okay..

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Princess*
posted a quote
November 7, 2012 3:30pm UTC

I HOPE MY NINTENDOG IS OK,
I haven't fed it in 6 years

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blondieeex3
posted a quote
November 8, 2012 1:10pm UTC

click to see this quote

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Kailey♥*
posted a quote
November 6, 2012 2:33pm UTC

*my brother and I arguing*
me: your face!
brother: YOUR MOM!!!
me:
brother:
me:
brother: wait...
lol true story bro :3

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Its_A_Mad_World
posted a quote
November 6, 2012 2:41pm UTC

"So if you're from Africa, why are you white?"
"Oh My God Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white!"

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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fizzyglowingrock13
posted a quote
November 6, 2012 2:55pm UTC

Dad: Get out of bed.
Me: Fine.
Me: (Goes and sleeps on the
floor)

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vikkibabe
posted a quote
November 6, 2012 2:10pm UTC

I feel bad for the kids these days that see a cool toy on TV but cant order it because their parents have to be over 18 to call

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HealthyxLevelsxOfxInsanity
posted a quote
November 3, 2012 6:36pm UTC

Healthy Levels of Insanity #7
When leaving the zoo, run for the exit screaming "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! THE ANIMALS ARE RUNNING LOOSE!"

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Emilycullen
posted a quote
November 4, 2012 4:32pm UTC

Inspirational
LYRICS#75
"nothing is harder than waking up alone, realising it's not okay, it's the end of all you've known"
Avenged Sevenfold
Victim

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HealthyxLevelsxOfxInsanity
posted a quote
November 5, 2012 5:21pm UTC

Healthy Levels of Insanity #8
Hide inside a clothing isle in Walmart or something, and when somebody walks by, shout 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

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sammy*
posted a quote
November 4, 2012 11:55am UTC

the truth is,
we were just two people
♥ w h o w e r e n ' t ♥
Suppose to fall in love, but we did.

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Monster_Dreams_

posted a quote
November 4, 2012 11:35am UTC

cleaning my room: wow I'll never let it get that messy again!
me the next day: has anyone seen my bed?

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!*
posted a quote
November 4, 2012 11:38am UTC

before
B-E-F-O-R-E
NOT B4
We speak English not bingo.

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SpazmLovesTheMusic
posted a quote
November 4, 2012 9:10am UTC

Me: I'm gonna go on a diet.
Mom: Okay
Mom: *Makes pies, cookies, cakes*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

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PrincessTee
posted a quote
November 4, 2012 8:44am UTC

-Friend: Dude.. That Song Is Old !!
Me: Well So Is Your Mum.. And You Still Listen To Her.
-^Ooooh BURN !!!!

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FramingMatthew
posted a quote
January 2, 2012 1:18pm UTC

This really is the last time I'll get to go on Witty...
I'm in hospital right now, my family weren't even allowed to see me until last night. I wanted to talk to all of you people one last time, but the doctors wouldn't let my mom take a laptop - I begged them for an hour to let her, even if I could only use it for 15 minutes (I also begged them to let me see my girlfriend, I can be VERY persuasive when I want haha) ... I was THAT desperate.
But yeah. This is the last time I'll be on Witty.. I could be dead within 2 weeks. It sucks, but everyone will go on without me. They all know that even though I'm not physically with them, I'll always be there; and they can always talk to me, even though I won't be able to respond.
Gah, there's SO many things I want to say to you all, but I don't know how to say them, and anyways I always end up saying the same kind of thing in my quotes in the hope that people would be inspired. I'm a bit of a fail, aren't I? I'm certainly no Martin Luther King Jr, or Nelson Mandela or any of those awesome inspirational people.. I'm just an ordinary 15 year old kid who's going to die of cancer :Z But I still try. I don't like giving up. And I've been told before that my quotes have saved people's lives. That's.. just amazing. It makes me feel like I have made a difference, even though it was just a small difference to the universe. Does that make sense? .. No, I didn't think so. x_x
So, all I can say now is.. Read my other quotes. You don't have to fave them, just read them. And never give up on your life. You can get through this. There's always someone going through worse than you; someone who'd give anything to be you.. Like, I'd give anything to be one of you people here than be dying of cancer like I am now.
You want to be beautiful? Just believe in yourself. Confidence looks good on a girl.
Thanks for all the love and support, Witty. You all mean the world to me. I love you. <3
- FramingMatthew

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tacobell
posted a quote
November 3, 2012 5:52pm UTC

Facebook is just like my refrigerator. I check it every 10 minutes and yet there's nothing new.

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idocartwheels
posted a quote
November 3, 2012 5:38pm UTC

speak english
kiss french
drive german
dress italian
party carribean

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