hey guys.. its me!
feel free to read my quotes and tell me if you like them! you can ask me anything anytime and also im always here for advice! i love sports, shopping, and being a girl. follow for a follow mah hoomiess!
mckenzies the name,
awesomes the game.
for those of you who complain about your period there are people who are not even able to get it, which means they cant even have their own kids one day. appreciate these things even if right now it doesnt make you happy, one day when you have the ability to make children you will be. your welcome
hey guys! so im going to do what a couple people have done.. i will be making a big poster writing everybodys wittyprofiles usernames on it and i will post a link with a picture of it and send it to steves email so if you can make this easier for me, please comment a color and i will write down your username in that color on my poster.. i should be done soon everybody!
She Comes home from school. Cries until no more tears come out. "Why can't he just be mine?" She thinks to herself. "I love him more than anything. Why do we just have to be friends?" Guess it will just be another night of me crying myself to sleep. she writes in her diary. He Comes home from school. Locks himself in his room. Sits on his bed,Crying for hours. Asking himself "Why doesn't she love me?" Thinking to himself what he could of doing to make it work. Guess it will just be another night dreaming of her until I see her again tomorow. he writes in his journal. f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5
Dear parents, JASMINE was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin SNOW WHITE lived alone with 7 men PINNOCHIO was a liar ROBIN HOOD was a thief TARZAN walked around with no clothes on A stranger kissed SLEEPING BEAUTY and she married him CINDERELLA lied and snuck out at night to attend a party YOU CAN'T BLAME US. WE WERE TAUGHT TO REBEL SINCE A YOUNG AGE
today i was an amusmant park with my school, and i saw a hot guy. so i pulled out a sharpie, walked over to him, and said, "can i test my sharpie on you?" he shrugged so i took his arm, wrote my number on it, and walked away. i got a text a few minutes later saying, "i think it works." nmq
BOYS THAT ARE FUNNY: BOY: THERES SOMETHING GORGEOUS ABOUT YOUR EYES GIRL: *BLUSHES* BOY: OH WAIT THAT'S JUST MY RELFECTION..*HUGS GIRL SAYING "JK YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL*... yeah..we all want that to happen to us don't we..
After the two years I have been on Witty: I finally figured out the point of the website. It's not to be funny- although that always helps It's not to complain- that annoys everyone It's not to be rude to other people- obviously It's not to make quotes for fun- that's meant for different websites.. witty is to show that you aren't alone.. the amount of people that make quotes about cutting, starvation, surviving cancer, being beautiful/ ugly, ect., just proves that you aren't alone, you can get through anything, and you are special, one of a kind, and BEAUTIFUL