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I have an other account on this but that one is full of terrible quotes and I want to use this account for only one type of quote thingy and thats just a series called 'Healthy Levels of Insanity' and its just crazy stuff that I come up with or taken from other people.

I'd probably never do most of the things in real life but I guess they are fun to imagine doing :)

HealthyxLevelsxOfxInsanity
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November 5, 2012 5:21pm UTC

Healthy Levels of Insanity #8
Hide inside a clothing isle in Walmart or something, and when somebody walks by, shout 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

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November 3, 2012 6:36pm UTC

Healthy Levels of Insanity #7
When leaving the zoo, run for the exit screaming "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! THE ANIMALS ARE RUNNING LOOSE!"

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November 3, 2012 5:52pm UTC

Healthy Levels of Insanity #6
When in a crowded elevator, announce in a very serious tone 'I guess you are all wondering why I have gathered you all here today.'

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November 3, 2012 5:26pm UTC

Healthy Levels of Insanity #5
Buy a parrot and teach it how to say 'Help! I've been turned into a parrot!'

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November 3, 2012 5:12pm UTC

Healthy Levels of Insanity #4
Go to the convenience store and ask the cashier what year it is, then when they tell you, run out of the shop screaming "IT WORKED! IT WORKED!"

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November 3, 2012 5:10pm UTC

Healthy Levels of Insanity #3
When you see someone jogging, drive up beside them and blast 'Eye of The Tiger.'

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November 3, 2012 4:44pm UTC

Healthy Levels of Insanity #2
Fill a prescription bottle with tic-tacs and eat a bunch of them in public.

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November 3, 2012 4:41pm UTC

Healthy Levels of Insanity #1
Go to the pet store and buy bird seeds. When you get to the counter ask 'How long do they take to grow?'

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