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lovecrazy
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November 3, 2012 5:04pm UTC

O nce upon a time we fe ll apart .
You're holding in your hand the two halves of my hear t. ♥

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LolSoTrueQuotes
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November 3, 2012 5:20pm UTC

Lol So True: #221
The early birds catches the worms, but the second mouse definitely gets the cheese.
lolsotrue.com

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_torn
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November 3, 2012 5:09pm UTC

Why would you rather see
2 men holding guns
than holding hands
nmq/nmf

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HanAbPop
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November 3, 2012 5:10pm UTC

In year 7, everyone cares what they look like,
By year 10 everyone's just rolling out of bed and rocking on down to school..
Format by Sandrasaurus

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Emilycullen
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November 3, 2012 3:19pm UTC

Inspirational
LYRICS#68
"Don't give up because you're losing"
Sleeping With Sirens
You kill me (in a good way)

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HealthyxLevelsxOfxInsanity
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November 3, 2012 5:52pm UTC

Healthy Levels of Insanity #6
When in a crowded elevator, announce in a very serious tone 'I guess you are all wondering why I have gathered you all here today.'

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finding_nemo
posted a quote
October 28, 2012 6:15pm UTC

Whenever I see a Finding Nemo quote
I feel obligated to Favorite it.
nmf

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unthinkable
posted a quote
November 3, 2012 1:11pm UTC

Now I
understand
why Peter Pan
never wanted
to grow
UP.
nmf

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HealthyxLevelsxOfxInsanity
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November 3, 2012 5:26pm UTC

Healthy Levels of Insanity #5
Buy a parrot and teach it how to say 'Help! I've been turned into a parrot!'

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HealthyxLevelsxOfxInsanity
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November 3, 2012 5:12pm UTC

Healthy Levels of Insanity #4
Go to the convenience store and ask the cashier what year it is, then when they tell you, run out of the shop screaming "IT WORKED! IT WORKED!"

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HealthyxLevelsxOfxInsanity
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November 3, 2012 5:10pm UTC

Healthy Levels of Insanity #3
When you see someone jogging, drive up beside them and blast 'Eye of The Tiger.'

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_superwhitegirlproblems
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November 3, 2012 4:45pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #1300
Almost going off the
road because you're
checking your makeup in
the rear-view mirror
while driving.
tumblr

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HealthyxLevelsxOfxInsanity
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November 3, 2012 4:41pm UTC

Healthy Levels of Insanity #1
Go to the pet store and buy bird seeds. When you get to the counter ask 'How long do they take to grow?'

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HealthyxLevelsxOfxInsanity
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November 3, 2012 4:44pm UTC

Healthy Levels of Insanity #2
Fill a prescription bottle with tic-tacs and eat a bunch of them in public.

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