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Member Since: 13 May 2012 08:25pm

Last Seen: 22 May 2014 09:46pm

Birthday: February 22

user id: 299550

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Hi, unfortunately for you, Kelsey Ha, you're gonna have to re-do this :(
Lmfao, jk, I'll do it for you :D 
So, I'm Kelsey and I really like boys  food. I love all types of music, especially Thiri's glorio voice.
Jena Marbles is almost as cool as Chadra, but is so awesome and funny. 
I'm awesome and funny and pretty and smart and cooler than you, but this is actual Thiri, so 


Haha, so yeah, ^^ that was my best friend
Thiri, aka 
_broken. She's such an amazing
person, She did this lovely profile for me 
So everyone go follow her!!! She's my puplet <3
If you read all of this, then you're really awesome
and should follow me cause i will def follow you back :)
 


my best friend // tumblr
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  1. _torn _torn
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2014 4:13pm UTC
    Hey guys! For my sociology summative, we had to make a survey and
    it'd be great if you guys could take part in it!!
    Thanks :)
    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1VZxyzHECiasNYrpADB0ThsZriDfh8nw8fCZYGnxQ8w4/viewform?c=0&w=1

  2. _torn _torn
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2014 8:10pm UTC
    Claiming that someone else's marriage
    is against your religion
    Is like being angry at someone for eating a donut
    because you're on a diet
    nmq

  3. _torn _torn
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2014 10:05pm UTC
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  4. _torn _torn
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2014 11:09am UTC
    If a single teacher can't teach all subjects,
    how do you expect a single student to learn all of them?

  5. _torn _torn
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 6:23pm UTC
    If school isn't a place to sleep
    Then home isn't a place to study.
    nmq/nmf

  6. _torn _torn
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 6:15pm UTC
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  7. _torn _torn
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 8:21pm UTC
    So I can drink a drink
    but i can't food a food

  8. _torn _torn
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 8:10pm UTC
    What if everytime you feel bugs on you
    But theres no bugs, its actually the ghosts of all the bugs
    you ever killed.

  9. _torn _torn
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 8:08pm UTC
    If you water an apple tree with apple juice
    Is that forced cannibalism?

  10. _torn _torn
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 5:40pm UTC
    The bad news
    Nothing lasts forever
    The good news
    Nothing lasts forever

  11. _torn _torn
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2013 9:14pm UTC
    Yes, I am this bored, you can ignore this c:
    1. Do you sleep in your bra? nope
    2. Do you like noodles? generally, yes
    3. Do you enjoy drama? if it's not stupid-made-up-rumours drama then yes i do
    4. Are you a girly girl? kinda :P
    5. Small or large purses? small
    7. Are you short? very
    8. Do you like somebody? i like a lot of people: friends & family
    9. Do you care if your socks are dirty? not really
    10. Do you like Halloween? free candy holla
    11. Favorite time of year? beginning of summer
    12. Where is the weirdest place you have slept? beside an empty bed...
    13. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours? yupp
    14. Are there any rumours going around about you? that i know of, no
    Be Honest:
    1. What color is the bra that you're wearing? black
    2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys? doesnt matter
    3. Longest relationship? 3 and half months
    4. Do you have a best friend? for sure
    5. Have you ever had your heart broken? no but hurt, yes
    6. Have you ever thought of having cosmetic surgery? never
    7. Do you like your life? sometimes no, but overall im very grateful for my life and love it very much
    8. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on? yes because lifeguarding lessons :(
    9. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys? girls
    10. How long have you had a facebook? 2 years? maybe almost 3
    11. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face? yea but more like a playful tap? :P
    12. What are your biggest fear(s)? losing close friends for no reason
    13. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? yes
    14. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind? yup
    15. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater"? yes because you cheated, and nothing can change that fact. maybe they'll change but never know
    16. Have you ever had a good feeling about something? Many times
    17. Do you ever wish you were famous? just to date other famous people ;) haha but no, not really
    18. Are you currently missing someone? nope
    19: What are you doing right now? music and this meaningless survey
    20. Cowboy or gangster? cowboy!!....or a genuine gangster if that exists
    21. Face or body? doesnt matter
    22. Sweet or sexy? can i have the best of both worlds
    23. Contacts or glasses? doesnt bother me either way
    Yourself:
    1. Eyeliner or mascara? eyeliner
    2. Pink or black? black
    3. Pumps or flats? pumps cause im too short
    4. Skirts or trousers? skirts
    5. Socks or leggings? leggings
    6. Hoodies or jackets?hoodies
    7. Heels or sneakers? sneakers
    8. Straight or curly hair? straight
    9. White or black? black
    10. Smoothies or lattes? smoothies
    11. Diet or regular sodas? regular
    12. Water or daiquiris? water
    13. Pearls or diamonds? diamonds
    14. Mary-Kate or Ashley Olsen? how can you choose
    15. iPod or cell phone? iphone ;D
    16. Friends or family? im sorry but friends
    17. Lip gloss or lip stick? stick
    18. Manicure or pedicures? mani
    19. Tank tops or beaters? tank cause what is beater
    20. Big sunglasses or small? big
    21. Sunglasses or purses? purse
    In a Guy:
    1. Funny or serious? funny but knows when to be serious
    2. Romantic or daredevil? daredevil romantic ;)
    3. Dark eyes or light eyes? light
    4. Long hair or short hair? short
    5. Curly hair or straight hair? straight
    6. Hockey player or football player? football
    If you read this, please comment why. XD

  12. _torn _torn
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 5:10pm UTC
    Me: Hey mom, how does it feel like to have the best child in the world
    Mom: I don't know, ask your grandmother
    Me: ....

  13. _torn _torn
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 10:09pm UTC
    So my boyfriend got me upset
    And he felt really bad so he bought me
    a box of wings and apologized
    And that's why I love him ♥

  14. _torn _torn
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 5:20pm UTC
    Him: I would take a bullet for any of my friends. That's just the kind of person I am.
    Him: That includes you cause apparently I love you
    Me: You love me?
    Him: ....I said apparently
    Me: Awww you love me!!
    Him: Ok fine yes I love you

  15. _torn _torn
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 9:28pm UTC
    The funniest thing in the world is straight guys who hit on
    random women they don't know
    But have this indignant fear that a gay man is going to hit
    on them.Like, they're aware of how uncomfortable unwanted
    advances from strangers are; but are somehow too stupid to
    see the irony that they do to women is exactly what they're
    afraid gay men will do to them
    nmf/nmq

  16. _torn _torn
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 11:23am UTC
    I'm actually really pretty if you don't look at me

  17. _torn _torn
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2013 9:05pm UTC
    I just want to be happy
    But i guess that's too much to ask for

  18. _torn _torn
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 7:33pm UTC
    I stumbled upon an old photo album in his bedroom and asked what this was.
    He said omg you cant see that those are my baby pictures
    I asked if I could please see them, as his face was blushing
    He picked me up and put me on his bed and we got nice and cozy
    Then flipped through his childhood in pictures

  19. _torn _torn
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 5:52pm UTC
    Me: Aren't we all internet explorers...
    Me: I mean we all run slow and people don't like us
    Me: Yup, that's exactly what we are
    nmq

  20. _torn _torn
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 5:22pm UTC
    My grammar is so bad that one time,
    I got trapped at the bottom of a good
    nmq/nmf

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