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_superwhitegirlproblems

Status: you don't have to be white to enjoy these quotes

Member Since: 21 Feb 2012 11:22pm

Last Seen: 15 Sep 2013 05:14pm

user id: 276640

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It's so hard being white...


Alright so. This is going to be quick and to the point. These quotes are meant to be humorous. Don't like 'em? There's this new feature that Steve made where you can ignore someone's quotes... UTILIZE THAT FEATURE. If you actually take the time to comment on this profile or a quote and call me r-cist, I will bite you. Not literally, but I will probably go off on you and trust me darling, it won't be pretty. These quotes are not meant to be taken seriously. They're not r-cist, mkay? Gawd damnn, you guys are losers if you seriously think this is a serious profile omg.

& the hit counter was added on december 22, 2012 at 4:40 pm.

update 2/8/13 - due to the new thing where if there is a swear in the quote, you can only view it if you click on it, i will now be trying to change the words around so it isn't a cuss. no one "views" the quotes that say "click to view" so i will be changing the words. sadly. i feel as if i'm dishonoring the amazing people that created these because if they wanted swears in it, then ya know? idk, do you feel me?

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  1. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 10:22pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #2470
    Losing your TV
    remote in your bed sheets
    and having to look for it
    for 10 minutes.
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  2. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 10:12pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #2469
    B-----b h-ckeys.
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  3. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 10:10pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #2468
    When you have your
    mom pick you up from
    school because you
    need to take a sh-t.
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  4. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 9:56pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #2467
    Putting your phone
    on silent so your texts don't
    distract you, but still checking
    your phone every minute.
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  5. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 9:48pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #2466
    Getting super
    depressed when your
    brand new manicure chips.
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  6. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 9:44pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #2465
    When the creepy
    boy you thought was
    stalking you ends up to be
    your new crush.
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  7. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 9:35pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #2464
    When you check
    again to see if you sent that
    message to the right
    person.
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  8. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 8:36pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #2463
    Falling asleep in your
    boyfriend's arms and the first
    thing he tells you when you
    wake up is "you snore like
    a bear".
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  9. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 8:30pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #2462
    That moment when
    your p--bic hair gets stuck
    to your pad.
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  10. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 8:22pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #2461
    When you and your
    friend make ugly faces at
    each other to keep from
    getting bored in class and
    a hot guy notices.
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  11. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 8:18pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #2460
    Having a Matty
    Mckibbin and Jenna
    Hamilton relationship.
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  12. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 8:05pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #2459
    When you know you
    know you're 100x prettier
    than that sl--t your
    crush likes.
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  13. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 7:59pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #2458
    "She's probably really
    ugly without any makeup."
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  14. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 7:56pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #2457
    When your crush
    comes to school wearing
    the same color shirt as you
    and you think it's meant
    to be.
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  15. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 7:48pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #2456
    Going out and
    realizing you've previously
    spilt something on your
    clothes.
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  16. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 7:41pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #2455
    Staying home from
    school just because you don't
    have anything to wear.
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  17. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 7:32pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #2454
    Making fun of your
    ex when he downgrades.
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  18. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 7:13pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #2453
    Waiting til you get
    enough mutual friends to
    friend request the new hot
    guy in school.
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  19. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 7:08pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #2452
    When ugly girls get
    more comments and likes
    on their profile pictures than
    you because they're nice.
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  20. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 7:05pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #2451
    The awkward moment
    when a guy texts you asking
    to send him a picture of you
    and when you do he doesn't
    text back.
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