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tacobell

1. tacobell
   posted a quote
   January 29, 2013 3:36pm UTC
   "You break it, you buy it!"
   Hell no! If I break it, I'll slowly leave it there
   and fade away. .
   
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2. tacobell
   posted a quote
   November 3, 2012 5:52pm UTC
   Facebook is just like my refrigerator. I check it every 10 minutes and yet there's nothing new.
   
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3. tacobell
   posted a quote
   November 3, 2012 5:44pm UTC
   Have you ever loved someone so much that you wanted to keep them hidden from the world and have them also to yourself? Well, apparently that is called kidnapping
   
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4. tacobell
   posted a quote
   November 3, 2012 5:40pm UTC
   I wish I was in a gang, I never know what to do with my hands when taking pictures.
   
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5. tacobell
   posted a quote
   August 6, 2012 8:25pm UTC
   I changed?
   eaither that or I just stopped acting the way you wanted me to.
   
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6. tacobell
   posted a quote
   August 3, 2012 2:36pm UTC
   admit it. this is how we explain our conversations:
   "I was like- then she was like-and then i was like-and she was like"
   
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7. tacobell
   posted a quote
   August 1, 2012 11:05pm UTC
   if aliens ever land on earth and demand to see our leader,
   our best chance of survival is to bring them Lady Gaga.
   
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8. tacobell
   posted a quote
   August 1, 2012 10:45pm UTC
   Q:when did you start not trusting people?
   A:The day they started not keeping their promises.
   
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