DarylJr114 posted a quote
November 29, 2012 6:29am UTC
Dumbledore: I'm sorry about your parents, but no spell can reawaken the dead. I trust you know that. Dumbledore: Except for the time turner. We'll use that to save Buckbeak.
Alyssa Elton* posted a quote
November 29, 2012 6:15pm UTC
Two people texting Person 1: Hey, watchya doing? Person 2: Just having a smoke. Person 1: A cigar? Person2: Nah, a cigarette. Person1: Cigarette (noun) - a small cylindrical object with smoke at one end and a fool at the other. Person 2: ... smartphowned.com
Am I the only one who wondered how Miley got away with being Hannah Montana around her friends? Like if I wore a blonde wig and my friends saw me, they'd probably tell me to take it off and stop being an a//hole. format by neversaynever16
R.I.P; I know many of you wont care. but this is something that kills me. I'm putting my cat down because I'm almost 1000% sure she has cancer. She can't walk, or meow. it sucks to look at her and know that she is suffering. To look at my cat and think I can't go on without her. She's mine. She has always been. Knowing that she is gone will eat me alive. I just want to know my witty family is there for me. I need you all to be there for me. this quote was just a vent... also to see if anyone really cared... rest.in.peace.cuddles. <3 ●●●●●●●●●●●●●●
BravoSierra posted a quote
July 16, 2012 9:08am UTC
I recently forced my parents to watch all the Harry Potter. movies with me. We had gone through all the movies and were on The Deathly Hallows Part 2, and my father looked at me and asked, "Wait, who's Voldemort?"
LandonIsWitty posted a quote
July 21, 2012 8:02pm UTC
New Jonas Brothers Category Hi friends. A lot of people on Witty Profiles are complaining about the huge number of Jonas Brothers “quotes”. I made a new category called celeb where these quotes can go and moved a bunch of the quotes into that category. -Steve This is a blog post from 2008. Looks like witty has had the boyband quote problem before. LOLOLOLOLOL