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lashaay
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 12:28pm UTC

I wonder
how many times I've ended up in the background of a stranger's photo...

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 11:43am UTC

My cousins go to a very stirct private school. It turns out there are two boys that are in love. The principal found out and said if they didn't stop dating, they'd be kicked out.
The whole school signed a petition to let them date♥

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zubair
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 3:32pm UTC

♥ Maybe Raindrops Are The
bravest thing created by God.Want to know why ?
It is because .....they are Never afraid of falling....

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Angiebabe16
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 11:38am UTC

When I first joined witty,
Me: lol..who's this steve guy...
Me: whats nmq mean...lol...
Me: Why does your quote look so cool
Me: how did you make your background black..lol..
Me: lol..whats HTML
Me: What's nmf mean..
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: Oh..
nmf

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briiitttttttany
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 5:39pm UTC

Your nuts! I like it.
This is one of those moments when proper grammar changes the entire meaning of a statement.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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xHello
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 3:10pm UTC

Parent: Wear a jacket over your halloween costume
Child: .....

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J3S5E
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 12:03pm UTC

Barney turned into JerseyShore
GameBoy turned into Facebook
PictnoChat turned into Texting
Coloring turned into LoveLetters
HelloKitty turned into Ke$ha
Nightlights turned into iPod-brightness
AmericanGirl turned into SeventeenMagazine
TheChildrensPlace turned into VictroriaSecret
Skechers turned into Sperrys
EarRings turned into BellyButtonRings
Cooties turned into Kisses
Playdates turned into Hangouts
Cinderella turned into MeanGirls
JuicyJuice turned into Monster
RainCoats turned into TubeTops
SweatPants turned into Yogas
StudEarings turned into HugeHoops
Webkinz turned into Tumblr
Braids turned into Straighteners
FullHouse turned into Degrassi
CampRock turned into OneDirection
Jokes turned into Bullying
BedTimes turned into Curfues
Like turned into Love
But worst of all,
Drake&Josh turned into Bucket&Skinner
Where has our childhood gone?
-90's kids♥

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andreapicii
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 5:22pm UTC

I WAS HUNGRY SO I BOUGHT SOME ANIMAL CRACKERS AT TARGET.
Cashier guy: Ok that will be 1.39
Me: Uh can I get a bag too please?
Cashier guy: *Gives me a weird look but hands me a small bag*
Me: Thank you I think people might look at me funny if they see me walking around the mall with animal crackers you know
Cashier guy: What just be like "YEAH I LIKE ANIMAL CRACKERS AND WHAT"
Cashier guy (As I'm leaving): DON'T LET THE HATERS BRING YOU DOWN YOU EAT THOSE ANIMAL CRACKERS GIRL!
Tumblr

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MaddyWaddy
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 7:37am UTC

Here's to the girls
That never get any faves on their quotes but that doesn't stop them from posting.

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vanessacp3
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 3:34pm UTC

Admit
it...
we all have a Build-A-Bear that we secretly adore.
wonderstruck layouts not my format my quote

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Olisbabe *
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 9:12am UTC

DON'T LIE AT ONE POINT
We all thought the McFlurry spoons from McDonalds were also straw's......
nmq

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Candy69
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 8:19pm UTC

When I text you, it means I miss you.
When I don't text you, it means I am waiting for you to miss me.

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StayForeverReckless*
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 1:13pm UTC

I t 's n o t t h a t I h a v e s o m e t h i n g t o h i d e . . .
I just don't like people touching my phone.
nmf,

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 5:03am UTC

have you ever gotten a text that makes you smile like an idiot and you just want to read it over and over again?

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momentsinlife
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 7:59pm UTC

so tomorrow, it all changes.
witty will have a new up to date look.
i think the new look and features will
bring a lot of new people. i think witty
will be as popular as facebook and tumblr
one day. and if that day comes, i want to
say, thank you steve. thank you for making
witty and putting up with all our crap. thank
you for giving all of us a place to come to
when we had nowhere else to go. witty
has helped me with so much, and i know
there will be a day when i dont sign in
anymore. maybe it will be because i
dont feel like i can express myself
without people i know seeing it, or
maybe it will be because ive outgrown
this safe place of mine. but no matter
what happens, i want to say thank you.
so,
thank you, Steve.
for everything.

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