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Two people texting

Person 1: Hey, watchya doing?
Person 2:
Just having a smoke.
Person 1: A cigar?
Person2: Nah, a cigarette.
Person1: Cigarette (noun) - a small cylindrical object with smoke at one end and a fool at the other.
Person 2: ...




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