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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 3:02pm UTC
    sorry i can't go to school tomorrow.
    i fractured my motivation.

  2. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 9:28am UTC
    I don't think Anne Frank would have been a Justin Bieber fan.
    The fact that millions of people are following an idiot is the reason she was hiding in an attic in the first place.

  3. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2013 6:05am UTC
    good reasons to criticize or dislike taylor swift/her music:
    • s|ut shaming lyrics
    • queerphobic lyrics
    • shaming females who drink alcohol
    • other anti-feminist behavior
    bad reasons to criticize or dislike taylor swift/her music:
    • dating your favorite celeb
    • falling in and out of relationships frequently

  4. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 8:28pm UTC
    I don't understand why there's so much critisism over someone's music
    taste. Like, I don't care if your favorite music genre is whale songs. If you like it, listen to it and own it.

  5. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 9:58pm UTC
    Legit reasons to hate Justin Bieber:
    • He said r@pe happens for a reason.
    • When asked to try out veganism, he made a big show of gagging on and spitting out a vegan steak that had been ordered for him.
    • When he visited Anne Franks house, he wrote in the guest book that he hoped “she would have been a belieber”.
    • He’s a spoiled little brat.
    Not legit reasons to hate Justin Bieber:
    • He looks ‘feminine’
    • You think he’s gay
    • His voice sounds ‘feminine’

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 7:33pm UTC
    shoutout to the 90s kids
    for being the most annoying generation out there.

  7. zer0* zer0*
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 2:12pm UTC
    Birds scream at the top of their lungs in horrified, hellish rage
    every morning at daybreak to warn us all of the truth, but
    sadly, we don't speak bird. ~Kurt Cobain.

  8. noseogefil noseogefil
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 4:33pm UTC
    popular girl: Omg you're so gorgeous!! Like why can't I be as pretty as youuu ;(
    popular girl: No way girl you're sooo beautiful I'm sooo jealous!!
    fight all the time
    me: Eww, this looks gross
    my friends in unison: like your face
    friendship lasts for years

  9. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 1:21pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    "School" has two o's in it.
    So does "holocaust".

  10. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 1:26pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    If someone you don't like sexts you,
    is that molexting?

  11. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 12:19pm UTC
    I can't date Justin Bieber
    Sorry i'm not lesbian

  12. CandyBurst CandyBurst
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    I’m blonde; I must be stupid.
    I’m brunette; I must be boring.
    I have red hair; I must have a fiery temper.
    I have black hair, I must be eccentric.
    I dye my hair; I must be trying to be someone.
    I wear make-up; I must be fake.
    I wear skirts; I must be a slag.
    I like football; I must be a lesbian.
    I’m rich; I must be spoilt.
    I’m poor; Imust be a tramp.
    I wear black; I must be a goth.
    I wear hoodies; Imustbe causing trouble.
    I’m skinny; I muststarve myself.
    I’m curvy; I must constantly eat.
    I’m smart; I must be a nerd.
    I’m independent; I must be a loner.
    I cry; I must be a baby.
    I’m not like you; I must be weird.
    I’m like you; I must be copying.
    I’m religious; I must make you be the same.
    I’m young; I must be naïve.
    I’m old; I must be unable to look after myself.
    I’m a teenager; I must always be up to no good.
    I’m a straight-A student; I must have no social life.
    I have no job; I must be lazy.
    I have a good job; I must be a snob.
    I’m foreign; I must be pocketing your tax.
    I am human; I must be stereotyped.

  13. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 6:09pm UTC
    Person: I don't like rock music.
    Rock Fans: That's okay. Everyone has an opinion.
    Person: I don't like pop music.
    Pop Fans: GO KILL YOURSELF. YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF THEIR TALENT.

  14. x-Abbie-x* x-Abbie-x*
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 9:46am UTC
    I'm selfish,impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.
    - Marilyn Monroe.

  15. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2013 7:12pm UTC
    Billie Joe Armstrong: Ladies, if someone touches you and you don't want them to, feel free to punch them in the f//cking face.
    Gerard Way: If you ever see sh//tty a//ss rock dudes in sh//tty a//ss rock bands asking you to show them your t//ts for backstage passes, I want ou to spit in their f//cking face and yell, "F//ck you!"
    Justin Bieber: R//pe happens for a reason

  16. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 1:11pm UTC
    Don't you do all those things?:
    -you sit in your towel after a shower because you're too lazy to get dressed.
    -you and your bestfriend can say one word, and crack up.
    -you hate when one string of you're hoodie is longer than the other.
    -you hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't.
    -you hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway.
    -you feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything.
    -you push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.
    -you laugh until people get hurt, then stop when you realize it's serious.
    -you hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them.
    -you hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice.
    -you pretend to sleep when your parents come in.
    -you text the person next to you things that you can't say out loud.
    -you hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can't get past them.
    -you're always tired no matter how much sleep you get.
    -you stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps.
    -you use the "sup" head nod.
    -you hate when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh.
    -you check the fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appeared.
    -youuuu addddd unnecessaryyyyy letterssssss attttt theeee enddddd of wordssss.

  17. BulletproofLove BulletproofLove
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 2:13pm UTC
    My Dad has just told me that I look like Kurt Cobain and I dont know whether to be pleased that I've been compared to an awesome rock legend or offended that I apparently look like a 27 year old man.

  18. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2013 3:19pm UTC
    North Korea, eat a Snickers. You get a little
    nuclear terroristic when you're hungry.

  19. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 1:26pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    I take the L and R
    on my headphones more seriously than I take school.

  20. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 8:42pm UTC
    Imagine getting married.
    After many months of planning,
    you're standing at the altar with your signifigant other.
    You're in a beautiful room filled with all of your friends and family.
    And every single person in that room over the age of 10
    Knows your getting laid
    tonight.

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