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I can't date Justin Bieber
Sorry i'm not lesbian






 
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I can't date Justin Bieber Sorry i'm not lesbian

126 faves · 47 comments · Apr 21, 2013 12:19pm

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torinuzum · 1 decade ago
Then if they can't take a joke quit making them! seriously!

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happiest* · 1 decade ago
i will not :)
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torinuzum · 1 decade ago
okay? well if everyone is going to complain about people not taking a joke then dont make them. When u post this u know not everyone is going to like it.
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happiest* · 1 decade ago
not everybody ?? 106 faves????Your problem dear
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torinuzum · 1 decade ago
yep! totally my problem! do u like 1D?

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happiest* · 1 decade ago
Nope i don't my username is just like that :P Of course
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torinuzum · 1 decade ago
yep and im pretty sure there gayer than justin bieber! i rather have a guy cerbelerity than 5!

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torinuzum · 1 decade ago
i meant one gay guy than 5

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happiest* · 1 decade ago
i want 5 of them <3
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torinuzum · 1 decade ago
Have fun with that, too bad your underaged. It's kind of illegal. If i am offended by something i have the right to speak my opinion. It was your choice to reply and start this. And 106 faves? remind me how many people there is in the world. Last time i checked it was more than 106. Just sayinn.
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happiest* · 1 decade ago
k what's the point now?
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PurplePinkDreams · 1 decade ago
So Justin Bieber's a girl. Well then, millions of girls are going lesbian.
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Ellmo · 1 decade ago
Wow. Guys, take a joke. I think everyone knows justin bieber is actually a guy. So calm down.
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AlyssaLovesYou13 · 1 decade ago
I know it's a joke but it's really annoying how directioners make these kind of jokes but then when someone says they don't like one direction they get told to go die lolok
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Harper* · 1 decade ago
haha people who are hating really cant take a joke
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spence* · 1 decade ago
YEAH SERIOUSLY!! THEY CAN'T -.-
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pinkfrosting321 · 1 decade ago
I know it's a joke. But I don't find it funny. I've heard this "joke" so many different ways, that it kind of annoys me now. Don't get me wrong though, if you think it's funny that's okay. It's just kind of old to me.
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the_next_houdini · 1 decade ago
Omg haha
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GodsGurllyyGurl · 1 decade ago
Aww, just leave him alone. I'm sure he'd be a little sad if he saw this
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
Oh yeah, he'd be so sad with his millions of dollars, arrogant attitude and disrespect for everything.
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GodsGurllyyGurl · 1 decade ago
I still dont think its nice. Everyone has feelings
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belieber123 · 1 decade ago
Awn he's a girl...? I'd be happy to be a lesbian then :)
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icanhearyou · 1 decade ago
you just made my night 100% better lol can't stop laughing!!
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cristymusicluver · 1 decade ago
People seriously can't take a joke
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spence* · 1 decade ago
I KNOW RIGHT -.-
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craziirose · 1 decade ago
this is really rude, jussayin.
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jayneelove · 1 decade ago
If your not lesbian then obvs you can because he's a guy duhhhh
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Eefka · 1 decade ago
Neither can I, and I am a lesbian.
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DramaForLife · 1 decade ago
calm down people, she's not homophobic. she can't help it if she's straight!
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Livelovemusic11 · 1 decade ago
Hahaha.
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hayhayy915 · 1 decade ago
Thts not funny
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moolie_poolie* · 1 decade ago
your right it hilarious!
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hayhayy915 · 1 decade ago
not really
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moolie_poolie* · 1 decade ago
yes really
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hayhayy915 · 1 decade ago
no its not
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Cammie · 1 decade ago
You have to admit.. it is pretty funny.
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hayhayy915 · 1 decade ago
not if ur a justin beiber fan
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happiest* · 1 decade ago
then don't fave it
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hayhayy915 · 1 decade ago
i dnt plan to since that wuz a majorly retarrded quote

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ForeverStronger · 1 decade ago
It's strange how you're taking this joke so seriously because it's insulting one person, but you use the word "retarded" to explain why you hate the quote. You just insulted people who are actually mentally retarded.
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hayhayy915 · 1 decade ago
i didnt insult anyone cuz i didnt mean it like tht its like saying stupid i do the same thing when i say thats so gay lol
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Smiles_Mustaches · 1 decade ago
I can't even read your quote really, only the word retarded and quote, so before calling things retarded, learn how to write.
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hayhayy915 · 1 decade ago
ikk how to write and retarted is just a word i use to say stupid k thanx
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happiest* · 1 decade ago
gtfo k
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hayhayy915 · 1 decade ago
Nahhhh I'm good lmfao
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happiest* · 1 decade ago
k then stay
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hayhayy915 · 1 decade ago
What and ever
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