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I’m blonde; I must be stupid.
I’m brunette; I must be boring.
I have red hair; I must have a fiery temper.
I have black hair, I must be eccentric.
I dye my hair; I must be trying to be someone.
I wear make-up; I must be fake.
I wear skirts; I must be a slag.
I like football; I must be a lesbian.
I’m rich; I must be spoilt.
I’m poor; Imust be a tramp.
I wear black; I must be a goth.
I wear hoodies; Imustbe causing trouble.
I’m skinny; I muststarve myself.
I’m curvy; I must constantly eat.
I’m smart; I must be a nerd.
I’m independent; I must be a loner.
I cry; I must be a baby.
I’m not like you; I must be weird.
I’m like you; I must be copying.
I’m religious; I must make you be the same.
I’m young; I must be naïve.
I’m old; I must be unable to look after myself.
I’m a teenager; I must always be up to no good.
I’m a straight-A student; I must have no social life.
I have no job; I must be lazy.
I have a good job; I must be a snob.
I’m foreign; I must be pocketing your tax.
 
I am human; I must be stereotyped.
 

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I’m blonde; I must be stupid. I’m brunette; I must

3762 faves · 53 comments · May 3, 2012 3:10pm

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*Yours Truly* · 1 decade ago
Omg, best quote i've ever seen. Bravo on your part.
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IHeartNicola · 1 decade ago
Argghhh, I hate stereotypes. This quote is amazing x

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happygirl22 · 1 decade ago
i love this. very deep
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wordynerdy · 1 decade ago
love this.the ones that really struck home are
I'm curvy. I must constantly eat
I'm smart. I must be a nerd.
I'm independent. I must be a loner.
I cry. I must be a baby.
I'm not like you. I must be weird.
I'm young. I must be naive.
I'm a straight A student, I must have no social life.
I hate stereotypes
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Rainbow185 · 1 decade ago
I have black hair, I must be eccentric.
I wear skirts; I must be a slag.
I wear black; I must be a goth.
I wear hoodies; Imustbe causing trouble.
I’m skinny; I muststarve myself.
I’m smart; I must be a nerd.
I’m independent; I must be a loner.
I cry; I must be a baby.
I’m not like you; I must be weird.
I’m a teenager; I must always be up to no good.
I’m religious; I must make you be the same.
I am human; I must be stereotyped.

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lillan122 · 1 decade ago
I’m blonde; I must be stupid
I dye my hair; I must be trying to be someone.
I'm a bruntte; so i must be boring
I wear makeup; i must be fake
I wear black; I must be a goth.
I wear hoodies; I must be causing trouble.
I’m curvy; I must constantly eat.
I’m smart; I must be a nerd
I’m independent; I must be a loner.
I cry; I must be a baby.
I’m not like you; I must be weird.
I’m young; I must be naïve.
I have no job; I must be lazy.
I’m skinny; I muststarve myself.
I wear skirts; I must be a slag.
I’m religious; I must make you be the same.

I am human; I must be stereotyped
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Music4Sisters · 1 decade ago
I'm blonde and smartest kid in my math class. FTW
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PickleDough · 1 decade ago
I’m blonde; I must be stupid.
I wear hoodies; Imustbe causing trouble
I’m curvy; I must constantly eat.
I’m smart; I must be a nerd.
I’m independent; I must be a loner.
I’m not like you; I must be weird.
I’m young; I must be naïve.
I’m a teenager; I must always be up to no good.
I’m a straight-A student; I must have no social life.
I am human; I must be stereotyped.
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AwkwardPenguin01 · 1 decade ago
im blonde= i must be stupid
I wear hoodies; I must be causing trouble.
I’m skinny; I must starve myself.
I cry; I must be a baby.
I’m young; I must be naïve.
I’m foreign (sort of) ; I must be pocketing your tax.
..... -the 1st one- im not stupid :'(
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LovePink711 · 1 decade ago
This is deep .

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kenefucy4321 · 1 decade ago
I'm a brunette and god KNOWS I'm not boring!!! :D but ya i agree. people are stereotyped too much
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AlexandriteAngel265 · 1 decade ago
soo true but im brunette and im not boring :)
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ParticipationAward* · 1 decade ago
Me:
I have red hair, I must have no soul
I'm skinny with boobs, I must stuff
I wear short shorts, I must be a s***
I got a F, I must not try
I dont have a lot of money, I must be lazy.

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Imperfectedmuffin · 1 decade ago
Hehe, i started the 'Me:'s. c;
Omg. I have read this quote 999999 times and still love it c:
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rachie2344 · 1 decade ago
just thought i would let you know,i love this♥ Steve has used THIS quote as his picture on facebook,you should be proud♥
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iLuvCupcakesBro · 1 decade ago
lol i like football i must be a lesbian?? if u like football were i come from da boys love you cos they can talk about stuff they like... no one gives a about any of that unless you are unliked and annoying..
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StarMoonSun87 · 1 decade ago
The blonde one, smart. skinny, independent, and teenager ones are all sooo true :/ I hate being judged
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lovelife17 · 1 decade ago
I have red hair, and the red hair stereo type is actually true for me, but the others aren't.
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ilovemartina · 1 decade ago
i like thiss alot haha
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aosias23 · 1 decade ago
Explains society
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