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alpharedw13
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August 2, 2012 4:13pm UTC

*My thoughts during summer vacation*
May: Whoo! School's out, I don't have to wake up early anymore and I won't be on a tight schedule!
June: Well... I'm bored. WHERE ARE THE CHIPS?!
July: When does school start again? My friends never talk to me :( *munches on cookies*
August:: NOOO school can't start next week! Where did the summer go?

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Pluto*
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August 2, 2012 2:54pm UTC

When It Rain During Weekends: Oh it's raining? That's nice.
When It Rains During School: Look! It's raining! Wow rain... It's so pretty! I Can't believe it's raining! Everybody, look outside! It's Raining!

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jimmy365
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August 2, 2012 6:23pm UTC

i love running through
hotel hallways.
nmq

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ilovechu5
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August 2, 2012 3:23pm UTC

click to see this quote

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MyWittyProfile
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August 2, 2012 4:14pm UTC

*Home alone* *Mom texts me*
Mom: Make sure I licked the front door
Me: ...
Mom: licked*
Me: um..
Mom: Licked*
Mom: Licked*
Mom: WHAT THE HECK! I MENT LICKED!
Me: lol
Mom: SCREW THIS
Me: locked*
Mom: Yes. -.-

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Bravosierra*
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August 2, 2012 5:30pm UTC

Fulllllhouse. ;)
Danny: Joey, Rebecca is pregnant..
Joey: PREGNANT?
Kimmy, Dj, Stephanie: PREGNANT
Stephanie: Wait.... Whose pregnant?
Joey: Uh......... I am
Michelle: WAY TO GO JOEY!

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never_forget
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August 2, 2012 7:39pm UTC

**When My Name's In A Math Problem**
Class: *Stares At Me*
Me: That's Right B*tches. I Bought 60 Watermelons.

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xashleyx01
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 2:54pm UTC

If you wake me up, and I don't get angry...
you must be pretty special.

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whateveryousay1234
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August 2, 2012 2:12pm UTC

“ugh i hate my life” said the 15 year old girl as she tried on her size 0 skinny jeans and puller her long blonde hair into a ponytail and then was driven home by her perfect boyfriend to her 4 story mansion with a pool and tennis court and walked into her gigantic room and laid on her king size bed with her white fluffy puppy and picked up her iphone to texted her 5 best friends to go to the mall in her new lamborghini
-tumblr

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loondynzograf
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August 2, 2012 12:45pm UTC

Hope for the best and prepare for the worst.

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Steve
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 12:34am UTC

“Questions are places in your mind where answers fit. If you haven’t asked the question, the answer has nowhere to go. It hits your mind and bounces right off. You have to ask the question – you have to want to know – in order to open up the space for the answer to fit.” – Clayton Christensen on learning (paraphrased)

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VictoriaRose88
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 12:46am UTC

“You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks, or even months over-analyzing a situation; trying to put the pieces together, justifying what could've/would've happened... or you can just leave the pieces on the floor and move on.”

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aika132457
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July 15, 2012 12:25pm UTC

Quote 1: "Help me. I'm hurting, there's a problem in my life and I just want to talk to somebody!"
Faves: 3
Quote: "Look, I have a pretty format! Now watch me ramble about something completely pointless!"
Faves: 800
Am I the only one who can see the difference?

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aika132457
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 12:35pm UTC

People are always saying, "Be yourself!"
And then you be yourself, and people judge you anyways...

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The_Drama_Girl
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 9:01pm UTC

So, apparently there's 7 people in the world who look like you?
People who look like me, I'm so sorry.

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MexicanChicka
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 10:25pm UTC

Me: Okay okay gotta study for big test tomorrow!
*One Hour Later*
Me: CRAP! I forgot to study okay okay i'll study after i finish eating!
*Falls asleep*
Next morning.
Me: OMFG, &%$#@*&##$%6%5!!!!!!
Goes to school.
Me: Okay its just the BIGGEST test ever, but
I GOT THIS!
After Test is graded.
Me: Whaat?, An 84%! You have to be kidding me!!
Teacher: Did you study?
Me: Psh yeah I studied like 4 hours, duhh shows what a great student i am!

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 9:05pm UTC

Feeling beast when you sing
a fast verse from a song successfully.

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Shainaluvturtles
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July 24, 2012 10:35pm UTC

Witty has made me love people i don't know, and facebook has made me hate everyone i've ever known.

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lolz62
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 10:35pm UTC

Admit it.
When you shut the lights off in the basement, you get out of there...fast

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lolsince98
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 10:14pm UTC

Me: *does something stupid*
Friend 1: HAHAHA *reenacts what happened*
Friend 2: Noo *reenacts what happened a little differently* LOL
Friend 3: IKR! *reenacts what happened for the third time*
Friends 1,2&3: HAHAHA THAT WAS SOOO FUNNY!! *reenacts what happened all together*
Me: Alright guys...that's enough. We were all there.
~Every Time~

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