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alpharedw13

Status: Enjoying my last few moments of summer vacation

Member Since: 4 Feb 2012 08:35pm

Last Seen: 22 Feb 2013 06:21pm

Birthday: July 31

Location: Middle of Nowhere

Gender: F

user id: 270866

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Hello, I would like to thank you for stumbling across my page!
I've recently turned 16 on July 31st, I can be quiet until I get to know a person, but once I do I can babble quite a bit!

On a normal afternoon you can find me curled up with a good book, listening to music in the background. Music is my escape, and I'm constantly trying to find lyrics that I relate to. I guess that is part of the reason I'm on Witty so much, to look for relatable quotes!

Favorite books:
Harry Potter series,
Percy Jackson series,
the Hunger Games,
and the Inheritance Cycle

Favorite Shows:
Warehouse 13,
Cupcake Wars,
Doctor Who,
abd Alphas

You may call me a nerd, but I don't take it as an insult.

Feel free to follow if you like; I might follow your quotes in return. If not I'm glad you clicked =)

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alpharedw13
posted a quote
November 26, 2012 7:26pm UTC

*in chemistry class today*
Teacher: Is everyone familiar with Einstein's theory of relativity?
Me: Einstein? Wasn't he crazy?
Classmate: Well yeah he's crazy! He's that big green guy with scars!
Me: .... Frankenstein..... You're thinking of Frankenstein...
Her:
Teacher:
Me:
Her: Ohhh...

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alpharedw13
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October 5, 2012 10:41pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Losing him was blue, like I've never known
Missing him was dark grey all alone
Forgetting him
was like trying to know
somebody you never met
But loving him was red...

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alpharedw13
posted a quote
September 26, 2012 8:45pm UTC

I have a phone that has
-Unlimited texting
-Unlimited calls
-A calculator
-A camera
-A world clock
-Unlimited data
-A music player
-A stopwatch
-An audio recorder
But what to I use it for the most?
A flashlight.

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alpharedw13
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 8:29pm UTC

When teachers assign a long paper on Friday:
Teacher's expectation: Spend all weekend working writing and revising until the paper is practically prefect!
Reality: Wait until 9:00 Sunday night, freak out because you forgot, throw something together quickly before you go to sleep.

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alpharedw13
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 7:17pm UTC

*My thoughts when putting a complicated math problem into my calculator*
Me: Oh lordy that's a lot of numbers...
Me: Well... might as well start with the basic addition.
Me: Wait, did I press the + button hard enough?
Me: *presses*
Me: *presses*
Me: *presses*
Me: *presses*
Me: Okay, I think that will do.
Me: ... Maybe one more time just to be sure... *presses*
Me: Woo! That's one part of it!
Me: Now, on to those fractions....
Me: Oh shoot where is that fraction button?!
Me: *Pushes random buttons util I find it*
Me: No! Now I have to redo the addition!
Me: Oh, I know what to do now. *enters multiplication and exponents*
Me: Now it's time to savor this moment as a product of my hard work *breaths deeply*
Me: I don't want to press the equal's sign.. what if I did something wrong?!
Me: lol jk, I just want to get my homework done.
Me: *Presses*
Me: *Throws up arms in celebration and drops calculator on the floor*
Me: No, baby! I didn't mean to drop you, I swear!!
Me: *accidentally presses clear button before writing down answer*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: Aw forget it, I was never good at math anyways -__-

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alpharedw13
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 6:44pm UTC

Has anyone else noticed?
The black banner beneath the ads at the top of the page looks like a tiger's nose and whiskers.

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alpharedw13
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 6:19pm UTC

Moron at my school
Africa is basically a country. I believe that those mexicans should stop flipping burgers and go back to their country of Africa where they came from!
Like • Comment • 8 minutes ago iphone
4 people like this.
Me
I believe that stupid people should wear a collar that would shock them everytime they said or typed something stupid
3 minutes ago · Like · 10 people like this

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alpharedw13
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 4:38pm UTC

How Disney movies are viewed through childhood:
Elementary schhol: These movies are great! I hope when I grow up, I'll be just like them! :)
Middle school: Pssh, I can't believe I used to like those. Disney movies are for babies!
High school: OMG I REMEMBER THIS! I LOVE THESE SHOWS! MOVE OVER AND PASS THE POPCORN!

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alpharedw13
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 4:13pm UTC

*My thoughts during summer vacation*
May: Whoo! School's out, I don't have to wake up early anymore and I won't be on a tight schedule!
June: Well... I'm bored. WHERE ARE THE CHIPS?!
July: When does school start again? My friends never talk to me :( *munches on cookies*
August:: NOOO school can't start next week! Where did the summer go?

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alpharedw13
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 8:04pm UTC

Me watching the Olympics:
Me: Pssh, I could do that.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: ...Okay, maybe not...

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alpharedw13
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 3:21pm UTC

My bucket list for the school year:
1. put on my best clothes and makeup for one day, then come the next with sweatpants and no makeup just to see if i'm treated differently
2. Smile and actually mean it
3. Befriend the foreign exchange student. They always have the best stories!
4. tell tmy crush how I actually feel about him and ask him to a dance
5. go to a school dance, and dance like no one is watching
6. sing in choir class with the same way I do in my shower
7. get the lead in the musical
8. tell the mean girl what the school Really thnks about her

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alpharedw13
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 3:02pm UTC

Today,
it is my 16th birthday. This afternoon I felt truly beautiful for the first time in months. It's hard to believe that just six months ago I almost succeeded in commiting suicide.I never thought I would make it this far.
This means more than just a birthday to me.
I choose to live.

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alpharedw13
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 9:47am UTC

I've always wanted to get a friend and fight over some cheap piece of clothing from a sale rack. We would pretend not to know each other, and yank it and forth so it seems like it would tear. When the sales clerk shows concern, we'll drop it and say "Oh well. It was last season anyway." Then link arms and skip out of the store laughing insanely.

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alpharedw13
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 12:20pm UTC

And I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had.

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alpharedw13
posted a quote
June 29, 2012 7:43pm UTC

imagine a brick was thrown through your window with this note taped to it:
i know your witty username

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alpharedw13
posted a quote
June 29, 2012 6:15pm UTC

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alpharedw13
posted a quote
June 28, 2012 4:43pm UTC

"I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people."
~Jackie Mason

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alpharedw13
posted a quote
June 28, 2012 4:34pm UTC

" TO really know someone is to have
Loved and hated him both in turn."
~Marcel Jouhandeau
nmq

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alpharedw13
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 8:48pm UTC

Hello,
My name is Anna, and I have a terrible allergy. Some of you may think "Oh, you're allergic to peanuts, soy, milk, or some other common thing that you can avoid easily!"
That is not the case.
I'm allergic to estrogen, the female hormone that's produced whenever I'm in love or attracted to somebody. Whenever I have a high amount in my system, I get terrible migraines. The pain is so intense it feels like my head is splitting open. Because of this pain, I've even considered suicide. The only way to avoid my migraines is to stay away from romance, forever.
If I ever lose my virginity, the high level of hormones could cause me to go into shock, or even die. I'll never be able to have kids. No one will say " I love you" to me besides my family. I'll never smell his sweatshirt, or get married. I can't even think about dating anyone, unless I want to be in horrible pain every few days.
To all of you that think you are "forever alone," just remember that I would give anything to be in your place. You at least have a chance to find someone who loves you, but I n e v e r w i l l . . . .
Format credit to stephanie20026/jackfrost

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alpharedw13
posted a quote
June 2, 2012 8:00pm UTC

*Conversation with my friend*
You know, I am REALLY nervous about flying
.... Will I have to hold your hand?
nmf, followme(:
... Please don't
nmf, followmnmf, followme(:
*what I'm thinking when my friend doesn't reply*
Me: OMG what did I say wrong?
Me: That was a terrible response! I could have send so much better..
Me: What if she doesn't ever want to speak with me?
Me: She must be avoiding me on purpose, otherwise she would have answered by now!
Me: I just annoy everybody. She must think I'm annoying.
Me: If only I wouldn't have sent that message, than she might still want to talk to me! -_-
1111
Just me?

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