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1. Rajsonkar
   posted a quote
   April 30, 2013 2:47am UTC
   SOLVE IF YOU HAVE BRAIN
   24 ÷ 6 ( 2 + 2 )= ???
   format by rajsonkar
   
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2. Cammie
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   April 30, 2013 4:44pm UTC
   “I don’t watch TV”
   proudly says a person who spends 8 hours a day on the internet
   
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3. happiest*
   posted a quote
   April 30, 2013 9:11am UTC
   Me: *drops phone*
   Headphones: i got you broo
   
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4. 
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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5. Elli_unicornpuke
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   May 1, 2013 4:21am UTC
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6. greyskies
   posted a quote
   May 1, 2013 4:42am UTC
   If someone hates you for no reason,
   then give that b//tch a reason.
   
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7. 
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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8. The Quiet*
   posted a quote
   April 29, 2013 9:29am UTC
   art teacher:" your doing that wrong."
   ... i never knew art could be wrong
   
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9. luvmeplz
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   April 29, 2013 8:30am UTC
   Don't fall in love cause everything that falls,
   breaks.
   nmq
   
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10. WhathePotato
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 8:39am UTC
    Friend: * walks in* Can I ask you something?
    Me: *reading book* The chickens in the microwave.
    Friend: *Face palm*
    
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11. Cammie
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 11:27am UTC
    Your Sims life being better than your own...
    
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12. † *
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 12:31pm UTC
    Friend: I love to be outside, in the great outdoors.
    Me: I love to stay inside, on my laptop, with food.
    
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13. kristabff
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 2:14pm UTC
    A white m&m comes into a room with candy friends.
    White m&m: ~engages conversation with a mentos and jellybean~
    Jellybean: Hey so where are you from anyway, white m&m?
    White m&m: Oh I'm from that chocolate m&m bag over there!
    Jellybean: Wait... if you're from a CHOCOLATE m&m bag, then why are you white??
    Mentos: OH MY GOD JELLYBEAN, YOU CAN'T JUST ASK CANDIES WHY THEY'RE WHITE
    
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14. kitty007
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 10:01am UTC
    When someone insults you and you don't have a witty comeback.
    "you smell funny"
    
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15. tumblinggirl21
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 9:26am UTC
    2 + 2 = Fish
    3 + 3 = Eight
    7 + 7 = Triangle
    Only smart people would get this! Fav if you get it! :)
    
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16. divergent*
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 7:11pm UTC
    That last bell on Friday when you're at school:
    Me: I'M FREEEEEE!
    
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17. Fαy Στylες*
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    April 27, 2013 4:21pm UTC
    My showers only have two temperature options:
    3rd degree burns
    or skinny dipping in Antarctica
    
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18. Cammie
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    April 27, 2013 10:57pm UTC
    Saw some footage of polar bears drinking water today, It's obviously fake, Everybody knows they only drink Coca-Cola.
    
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19. JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
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    April 27, 2013 11:48am UTC
    The best way to make somebody remember you,
    borrow money from them.
    
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20. happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 12:21pm UTC
    *going anywhere with my family*
    me:can i stay in the car
    
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