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  1. Elli_unicornpuke Elli_unicornpuke
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 3:02pm UTC
    best guy
    best gu
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    best bes
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    be
    ben
    ben h
    ben ha
    ben hag
    ben hagg
    ben hagge
    ben hagger
    ben haggert
    ben haggerty

  2. Elli_unicornpuke Elli_unicornpuke
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 1:13am UTC
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY
    MACKLEMORE

  3. Elli_unicornpuke Elli_unicornpuke
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 11:47am UTC
    I Learned From My
    Teachers
    But Became through my
    Music
    -macklemore

  4. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

  5. Elli_unicornpuke Elli_unicornpuke
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 8:56am UTC
    there are cuts on my arm... and nobody can see them ...
    Life- you suck!
    I wanna to be who I'm but you say ´NO´ to me ...

  6. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 11:50am UTC
    my body isn't perfect
    i don't walk with confidence
    i get into fights with my parents and friends.
    some nights i'd rather be by myself than out, partying.
    i cry over the smallest things sometimes
    There are days i get through with forced smiles and fake laughs.
    sometimes i try to convince myself that things are
    okay , when they aren't.
    I'm not ugly, but I'm not beautiful
    I don't look as good in real life , as i do in pictures
    There are some nights when i cry myself to sleep.
    I constantly think i'm not good enough.
    I'm imperfect, but i'm perfectly me

  7. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 12:46pm UTC
    microwave logic: let me give you a nice hot bowl with cold spaghetti.

  8. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 1:41am UTC
    HARDEST THING EVER?
    CONTROLLING YOUR
    laugh at serious times.

  9. IFindYouExtremelyAttractive* IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 9:01am UTC
    []Single
    []Married
    []Its complicated
    []In a relationship
    [x]Hungry


  10. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  11. mads* mads*
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 9:16pm UTC
    i've seen cocaine bring out the demons inside. Cheatin' and lyin'. Friendship cease, no peace in the mind. Stealin' and takin' anything to fix the pieces inside. Broken, hopeless, headed nowhere. Only motivation for what the dealer's supplying. That rush, that drug, that roach. Thinkin' I would never do that, not that drug. And growing up nobody ever does. Until you're stuck, lookin' in the mirror like I can't believe what I've become. Swore I was goin' to be someone. And growing up everyone always does. We sell our dreams and our potential. To escape through that buzz. Just keep me up, keep me up. Hollywood here we come.
    - Macklemore

  12. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2013 3:51am UTC
    Macklemore:Suicide is stupid? You wanna know what is stupid? Hurting someone so much emotionally that they think suicide is the answer.
    The world needs more people like him.

  13. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2013 12:31pm UTC
    short horror story: old pictures of me

  14. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2013 12:39pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    Witty is the only social network
    my parents haven't ruined.

  15. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 3:14pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  16. thatsacex3 thatsacex3
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2010 12:29pm UTC
    When guys get jealous
    it's kinda cute (':
    When girls get jealous
    World war III is about to start.

  17. joshlikesu joshlikesu
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 8:59am UTC
    Realy sad quote that makes me wanna cry: "justin beiber is an excellent singer", makes me sad everytime.

  18. TellitTotheFrogs* TellitTotheFrogs*
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2013 5:01pm UTC

    KEEP
    CALM
    AND
    wait for
    summer

  19. Veronica Smith* Veronica Smith*
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 11:07am UTC
    I will not keep calm and you can f/ck off.

  20. bieberfever13 bieberfever13
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2013 10:47am UTC
    I just wish we had another chance to do it all over again with a fresh start.

:)

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