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kdsmith2398
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April 27, 2012 2:14pm UTC

"I make it rain on dem hoes!"
"Grandma, stop peeing on the garden tools!"

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brianamae
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April 27, 2012 11:20am UTC

dear guys, don't ever tell a girl to chill or relax.
sincerely, we will hit you.-t w i t t e r

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XoXoCovey152XoXo
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April 26, 2012 9:19pm UTC

My thoughts during school
me:damn he fine
me: my teacher was drunk when they got dressed this morning
me: homework?.. sh*t i knew i forgot to do something
me: whens lunch
me: her outfit is better than mine
me: dont talk to me little b*tch ill kick your as*
me: jk im weak as f*ck.. but i still dont like you
me: its tuesday!? wow i hate all of you
me: WHY DON'T YOU COMPLETE NUMBERS 1-5 AND TELL ME WHEN YOU'RE DONE B*TCH
me: dude, i don't want to fight you, i just need a pencil
me: lol, chemistry.. I thought I was in english..
me: i wonder what everyone would do if i jumped out the window
me: if this girl doesn't stfu in 5 seconds i swear to god ill pull the fire alarm
me: OMF he just looked at me. i knew i always liked this class
me: 'hey i just met you and'... oh f*ck, not again
me: hey creeper on the other side of the room, yeah you, i can see you staring at me idiot
me: dammit everyones raising their hands except me.. *nonchalantly raises hand*
me: Can't wait for this weekend.. lol jk i have no friends
me: THE BELL!? Dear jesus thank you now i can get the f*ck outta this motherf-- *a bunch of fat girls start slowly walking in front of me*
me: yeah well fml

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hihelloimrachel
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April 25, 2012 7:09pm UTC

When I was little,
I always wondered if I'd be pretty in high school. Now, I wonder if the past me would find the present me to be pretty. Anyone else?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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boobahdinky
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April 8, 2012 9:20pm UTC

My level of maturity >>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<<<< depends on the people I am with.

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mikki37
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April 8, 2012 8:28pm UTC

*easter egg hunt*
my bro: im gonna get so many eggs
sister:i love hunts like these
everyone else: *smile*
me: ...the hunger games have begun

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xXselenanicoleXx
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 9:49pm UTC

One Direction meets LMFAO:
"You don't know you're beautiful!"
"Excuse me but I'm sexy and I know it."

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rockstargrace
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April 8, 2012 8:29pm UTC

That Pedophile moment when...
You see a kid and think "Dang that kid is gunna be hot when he gets older"

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DezaraeLynn_
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 6:41pm UTC

Easter:
The day Jesus slapped YOLO in the face.

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gkaston
posted a quote
April 9, 2012 5:20pm UTC

read it, it's worth it, promise..
There are 7,005,825,449 people on this planet.
1,840,179,188 of those people are under the age of 14.
2,897,591,730 of those people happen to be over the age of 35.
3,534,797,376 of those people are also male.
That means only 256,430,954 of them are females from the age of
15-34.
Only 5 of those females will be married to One Direction.
You have a 0.0000019498426075348145% chance of being one of those females.
May the odds be ever in your favor..

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halfempty
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January 10, 2012 4:04pm UTC

When someone becomes your best friend and
texts you 24/7 for weeks and then suddenly
stops talking to you.

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
January 10, 2012 5:28pm UTC

I don't re-check
my test. I just flip threw the pages
anyone else?

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 7, 2012 11:06pm UTC

If mom can't find it
no one can.
jimmy365
my format:)

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xBornToFlyx
posted a quote
January 4, 2012 6:56pm UTC

When you're born,
you share your birthday with approx. 17mil people.
During 10 years in school, you will have average of
17 friends.
By the time you are 40, that would have dropped to
2.
You laugh on the average on 18 times a day.
You will walk an equivalent of 3 times the
circumference of the Earth.
You will grow 950km of hair.
You will eat over 30 tons of food.
You will spend 20 years sleeping.
3 years on the toilet.
12 years watching tv.
& 19 days looking for the remote.
This leaves you with one fifth of your life to
actually live.
So what are you waiting for?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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shawtty
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January 4, 2012 6:02pm UTC

me : im going to sleep
tv : lol but good shows are on
ipod : sleep? wait, is that a new app?!
sleeping position: lol im not gonna be comfortable
mind : what's the meaning of life though ?
tempurature : lol its too hot , nahh now its cold. . . nvm its hot again
scary noises : oh you said be louder ? okay.
me : why .

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AlNicholas
posted a quote
January 3, 2012 12:52pm UTC

re-doing
a high five
if it wasn't
good enough
the first time

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ColorMyWorld401
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December 29, 2011 12:44pm UTC

"Age is just a number!"
"Yeah so is 911 you pedophile..."

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