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My thoughts during school
me:
damn he fine
me: my teacher was drunk when they got dressed this morning
me: homework?.. sh*t i knew i forgot to do something
me: whens lunch
me: her outfit is better than mine
me: dont talk to me little b*tch ill kick your as*
me: jk im weak as f*ck.. but i still dont like you
me: its tuesday!? wow i hate all of you
me: WHY DON'T YOU COMPLETE NUMBERS 1-5 AND TELL ME WHEN YOU'RE DONE B*TCH
me: dude, i don't want to fight you, i just need a pencil
me: lol, chemistry.. I thought I was in english..
me: i wonder what everyone would do if i jumped out the window
me: if this girl doesn't stfu in 5 seconds i swear to god ill pull the fire alarm
me: OMF he just looked at me. i knew i always liked this class
me: 'hey i just met you and'... oh f*ck, not again
me: hey creeper on the other side of the room, yeah you, i can see you staring at me idiot
me: dammit everyones raising their hands except me.. *nonchalantly raises hand*
me: Can't wait for this weekend.. lol jk i have no friends
me: THE BELL!? Dear jesus thank you now i can get the f*ck outta this motherf-- *a bunch of fat girls start slowly walking in front of me*
me: yeah well fml
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My thoughts during school me:damn he fine me: my teacher was

693 faves · 15 comments · Apr 26, 2012 9:19pm

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its_okay_not_to_be_okay · 1 decade ago
you guys, calm down. it was just a joke. get over yourselves.
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XoXoCovey152XoXo · 1 decade ago
haha thank you mika303 i do feel bad about writing fat girls i didnt mean it like that i honeslty wasnt even thinking when i wrote this. but i shouldve said annoying girls because it usually is a bunch of annoying girls who think they have swag. SORRY GUYS! :c
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mika303 · 1 decade ago
alright, alright she said fat, get over it guys come on now....this is extremely on point & accurate
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michelle* · 1 decade ago
lmfao, i thought this was halirious. until i read the "fat girls" part.. that's rude. /: you should've just said "a bunch of annoying people start slowly walking in front of me."
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_whenilookatyou_ · 1 decade ago
LOL I get so annoyed when they're walking slow in front of me.
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itsgottabeyou · 1 decade ago
ahahhaha this is sooo true! except the fat girls part; more like a bunch of idiots who walk super slow hahaha(:
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alex gman* · 1 decade ago
'Fat girls?' Try some nicer words next time...Still I love it
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MarissaLovesYou · 1 decade ago
Um, Yeah, Liked it, then i saw the "Fat girls" thing. That's not funny. At all.
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moo · 1 decade ago
maybe you should try being positive once in a while
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ImSmallButImNotWeak · 1 decade ago
"FAT" girls? No. Im sorry but that's not okay with me. Let's have a little self respect. kay?
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ziva6742mb · 1 decade ago
lol love this xD
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Jade672 · 1 decade ago
this is hilarious ♥
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Bee · 1 decade ago
Yeah, You do :) VV
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danceoff101 · 1 decade ago
you sound like jenna marblesā™„
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IFreakinLoveYou · 1 decade ago
I couldn't stop laughing at that last one. Lolololol. <3
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