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k8yt

1. k8yt
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   April 26, 2012 9:41pm UTC
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2. k8yt
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   April 11, 2012 11:09pm UTC
   THINGS I HATE #5
   when you pull in your driveway, and your favorite song comes on. -___-
   
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3. k8yt
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   April 11, 2012 6:34pm UTC
   THINGS I HATE #6
   when i desperately have to take a pee, but i'm too lazy to get my butt up.
   
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4. k8yt
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   April 11, 2012 5:19pm UTC
   THINGS I HATE #4
   wearing shorts without shaving.
   
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5. k8yt
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   April 11, 2012 5:17pm UTC
   THINGS I HATE #3
   when your friend tells a joke that you told them.
   
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6. k8yt
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   April 11, 2012 5:13pm UTC
   did you know?....
   you have a better chance of getting murdered than winning the lottery?
   
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7. k8yt
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   April 11, 2012 5:07pm UTC
   THINGS I HATE #2
   when there is no good food in my house.
   
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8. k8yt
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   April 11, 2012 5:04pm UTC
   THINGS I HATE #1
   when my ipod is on voice control and i can't fix it.
   o.O
   
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9. k8yt
   posted a quote
   April 6, 2012 5:24pm UTC
   "I watched you walk home everyday. Everyday."
   -Peeta Mellark
   ....what a peetafile....
   
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10. k8yt
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    March 28, 2012 4:52pm UTC
    *me logging on*
    2
    me: ....WHOOOOOOO!
    
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11. k8yt
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2012 4:04pm UTC
    god made coke, god made pepsi,
    god made me, oh so sexy!
    god made rivers, god made lakes,
    god made you, but we all make mistakes.
    
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12. k8yt
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2012 12:25pm UTC
    that moment
    when your parents are fighting, and the waitress walks up.
    
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13. k8yt
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 6:43pm UTC
    i'm watching tv. :]
    and justin bieber is going to people's houses and giving them proactiv products.
    and they're all like "aw, thanksss!"
    i'd be like "you think i have acne? thanks, justin..."
    
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14. k8yt
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    March 18, 2012 12:51am UTC
    what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
    a stick..
    
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15. k8yt
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    March 15, 2012 4:48pm UTC
    back then, when we met other people: *remove hat* "good evening, sir!"
    now, when we meet people: *remove headphones* "hey, man!"
    
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16. k8yt
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    during a test,
    when the teacher passes by,
    you cover up your answers with your hand,
    so that the teacher can't see how stupid you are. :]
    
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17. k8yt
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 4:18pm UTC
    someone very special loves you.
    they're also watching you through your window.
    
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18. k8yt
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    March 12, 2012 7:41pm UTC
    i love you
    *hope something eats
    
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19. k8yt
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 7:31pm UTC
    I'm not a perfect girl.
    My hair doesn't always
    stay in place and I spill things a lot.
    I'm pretty clumsy and sometimes
    I have a broken heart.
    My friends and I
    sometimes fight and maybe
    some days nothing goes right.
    But when I think about it,
    and take a step back,
    I remember how amazing life
    truly is and that maybe, just maybe,
    I like being imperfect.
    
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20. k8yt
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 6:34pm UTC
    Dear Girls,
    We like you for your brains, not your body.
    Sincerely, Zombies
    
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