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  1. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 7:40pm UTC
    i didn't type that to excercise my fingers
    i want a reply.
    nmq/ format credit jimmy365

  2. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 10:24pm UTC
    "Be strong,"
    I whispered to my wifi signal.

  3. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 7:45pm UTC
    How do celebrities date
    normal unfamous people.
    like, where do they meet and how do they talk.
    Does the normal person just go 'hey im a huge fan" and they bang?
    how does that work and where to i sign up.

  4. x_damaged_x x_damaged_x
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 6:17pm UTC
    I am determined to
    get an infinity tattoo
    by the time I die

  5. courteneyrice courteneyrice
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 6:09pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  6. Meany23 Meany23
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 6:28pm UTC
    If you want to be TOGETHER then you have
    TO-GET-HER.

  7. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 6:08pm UTC
    We could lea r n a lot from crayons
    Some are sharp
    Some are pretty
    Some are dull
    While others are bright
    Some have weird names
    But they all learned to live together in the same box

  8. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 6:17pm UTC
    i like when my scissors slide through the paper.
    nmq

  9. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 6:02pm UTC
    In his spare time Niall likes to
    Watch Pretty Little Liars,
    Cry and eat Nando's take out.

  10. Xolilleexo Xolilleexo
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 6:22pm UTC
    & who else remembers
    "Bend, and snap!"
    format by neversaynever16
    quote by xolilleexo

  11. _brotips _brotips
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 6:41pm UTC
    brotips #975
    try not to use the same line
    on two different girls.
    especially if they're friends.
    brotips.com

  12. lovebeinghyper lovebeinghyper
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 9:15am UTC
    Okay. So my aim is to follow everyone on Witty.
    Fave or Comment if I haven’t followed you, and I will.
    I wanna do this before my one year anniversary on Witty which is September 6th.
    Please help!

  13. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 10:38pm UTC
    That inner pornstar moan
    that slips out when you stretch.

  14. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 5:22pm UTC
    Jealousy.
    *Normal girls: OMG. My guy is with another girl. Wtf
    *Me*: OMG! THE PIZZA MAN IS IN ANOTHER PERSONS DRIVEWAY

  15. MyNamesDillon MyNamesDillon
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 12:21pm UTC
    I want a relationship where,
    we talk like bestfriends, play like kids, argue like husband and wife, & protect eachother like siblings.
    nmf

  16. softballxwin27 softballxwin27
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 8:17pm UTC
    A Ghost
    Could be humping you right now and you would never know.

  17. xHello xHello
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 12:39pm UTC
    Parents: I'm in a bad mood, I think i'll go yell at my kids so they're in a bad mood too

  18. xlivelaughlove524x xlivelaughlove524x
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 12:19pm UTC
    The other day, I was at Taco Bell with my friends.
    A man saw that I didn't have enough money to get a drink, so he bought me one.
    He was homeless.
    Selfless people like him give me hope. ♥
    GivesMeHope.com

  19. Phoebe* Phoebe*
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 8:07pm UTC
    Bully: You're asking for it , do you wanna mouth full of fist ?!
    Me: Do you want a butt full of foot ?!
    Bully: .....
    Dad: Sweetie , you're sister's going away , go say bye !
    Me: Pip pip doodly doo !
    Dad: .....
    Brother: I just got you 1D tickets !
    Me: HUG ME BROTHA !!!!!
    Brother: ....
    Mom: You didn't do the dishes like you told me ?!
    Me: Are you calling me a liar ?!
    Mom: Well I ain't calling you a truther !
    Me: ...this is why I love you.
    nmf/
    all mine♥

  20. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 1:20pm UTC
    ♫♪♫♪♫♪
    Happy people listen to the music, Sad people listen to the lyrics. CookieDoughFormats

:)

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