Bully: You're asking for it
, do you wanna mouth full of fist ?!
Me: Do you want a butt full of foot ?!
Bully: .....
Dad: Sweetie , you're sister's going away , go
say bye !
Me: Pip pip doodly doo !
Dad: .....
Brother: I just got you 1D tickets !
Me: HUG ME BROTHA !!!!!
Brother: ....
Mom: You didn't do the dishes like you told me
?!
Me: Are you calling me a liar ?!
Mom: Well I ain't calling you a truther
!
Me: ...this is why I love you.
nmf/
all mine♥