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Bully: You're asking for it , do you wanna mouth full of fist ?!
Me: Do you want a butt full of foot ?!
Bully: .....

Dad: Sweetie , you're sister's going away , go say bye !
Me: Pip pip doodly doo !
Dad: .....

Brother: I just got you 1D tickets !
Me: HUG ME BROTHA !!!!!
Brother: ....

Mom: You didn't do the dishes like you told me ?!
Me: Are you calling me a liar ?!
Mom: Well I ain't calling you a truther !
Me: ...this is why I love you.

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