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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Beau*
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January 18, 2013 12:44pm UTC

ME...
*hears noises at night*: well this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*:I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child?
*heart is beating fast*:I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is?
*a cop walks by*:Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*:Don't get your eyes off this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*:great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents?
*tripping over something*:I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me?
*period is late*:Sh/t I'm pregnant I'm the next virgin mary

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sarahmarlowXxx
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January 18, 2013 4:31pm UTC

Uterus: That new underwear looks nice.
Uterus: It'd be a shame if something...
Uterus: ...happened to it.

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jimmy365
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January 18, 2013 3:45pm UTC

friend: you know there's a life
outside the internet
me: send me the link
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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JustBeingMEE
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December 22, 2012 10:01am UTC

I hate it when I see a picture on facebook and it's like, " Like for 1D! Comment for Justin Biebr!" and people comment saying, "I love 1D! Justin sucks!"

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Carly Natasha*
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December 22, 2012 9:42am UTC

Everybody says you’re not fat, but nobody says you’re skinny.

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GetReadyToFaceTheMusic
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December 22, 2012 9:08am UTC

SCHOOLS OUT!
Fav if schools out for you! It is for me!

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happiest*
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December 22, 2012 8:49am UTC

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has_no_life
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December 22, 2012 7:01am UTC

" Once I tried to eat without a spoon for a day and it was really hard...... Liam is the man!"
-Zayn Malik

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ThatsSoMeee
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December 21, 2012 4:00pm UTC

I want a love letter.
A letter, which is hand written by someone.
A letter that shows how much time,
thought and effort were put into it.
It seems to be more real and more honest.
It is easier to treasure and keep it somewhere special.

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Olisbabe *
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December 21, 2012 3:42pm UTC

Someone: What are you getting for christmas?
Me: Fatter.
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VintageParis
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December 16, 2012 9:45am UTC

What guys do in the morning:
Shower
Eat
Brush their teeth
Swish their hair
Put clothes on
What girls do in the morning:
Shower
Dry their hair
Put clothes on
Eat
Brush their teeth
Call their boyfriend
Draw the Mona Lisa
Move and elephant
Tackle a tree
Meet the president
Rock out to BSB
Pick the perfect shoe
Eat more food
Chapstick
Read a novel
Even more food
See how unfair that is?

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