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jaxphillips

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Member Since: 9 Oct 2012 09:20pm

Last Seen: 18 Dec 2014 08:50am

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  1. jaxphillips jaxphillips
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 8:17pm UTC
    im sorry I got attached to quick..

  2. jaxphillips jaxphillips
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2013 7:42pm UTC
    did you know..
    "Oliver Sykes" spelt backwards is "Sekys revilo"
    which means "Perfection" in a language
    I just made up.

  3. jaxphillips jaxphillips
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2013 5:16pm UTC
    you can't hate me cause i already hate me haaha sucker thats right, i got here first!

  4. jaxphillips jaxphillips
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2013 5:12pm UTC
    badbye
    notice how i didnt say goodbye
    its because i hate you

  5. jaxphillips jaxphillips
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 7:09pm UTC
    I’m blonde; I must be stupid.
    I’m brunette; I must be boring.
    I have red hair; I must have a fiery temper.
    I have black hair, I must be eccentric.
    I dye my hair; I must be trying to be someone.
    I wear make-up; I must be fake.
    I wear skirts; I must be a slag.
    I like football; I must be a lesbian.
    I’m rich; I must be spoilt.
    I’m poor; Imust be a tramp.
    I wear black; I must be a goth.
    I wear hoodies; Imustbe causing trouble.
    I’m skinny; I muststarve myself.
    I’m curvy; I must constantly eat.
    I’m smart; I must be a nerd.
    I’m independent; I must be a loner.
    I cry; I must be a baby.
    I’m not like you; I must be weird.
    I’m like you; I must be copying.
    I’m religious; I must make you be the same.
    I’m young; I must be naïve.
    I’m old; I must be unable to look after myself.
    I’m a teenager; I must always be up to no good.
    I’m a straight-A student; I must have no social life.
    I have no job; I must be lazy.
    I have a good job; I must be a snob.
    I’m foreign; I must be pocketing your tax.
    I am human; I must be stereotyped.

  6. jaxphillips jaxphillips
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 7:04pm UTC
    I put the i in "single"

  7. jaxphillips jaxphillips
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2013 8:43am UTC
    Me picking my kids up from school in 25 years:
    me: yo shawty, leggoo
    kid: dad, please not this again
    me: stop being a hater. yolo
    kid: you're embarrassing me
    me: swag

  8. jaxphillips jaxphillips
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2013 4:05pm UTC
    Domino`s Pizza: Now made with real cheese! Me: What the hell did you use before?

  9. jaxphillips jaxphillips
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2013 4:02pm UTC
    I wonder if the girls on "16 and Pregnant" will come back and be on "32 and a Grandma" …

  10. jaxphillips jaxphillips
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 12:07pm UTC
    Dont send me a ;)
    face and then
    wonder why I
    show up at your
    house naked..

  11. jaxphillips jaxphillips
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 11:59am UTC
    Santa saw your facebook pictures.. Yeah you're getting cholthes..

  12. jaxphillips jaxphillips
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2013 8:51pm UTC
    Got a secret, Can you keep it? Swear this one you'll save. Better lock it, In your pocket, Taking this one to the grave. When I show you, I know you, Won't tell what I said, Cause two can keep a secret, When one of them is dead.

  13. jaxphillips jaxphillips
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2013 11:51am UTC
    Nothing makes a girlfriend more insecure than a boyfriend
    who treats her like everyone else.

  14. jaxphillips jaxphillips
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2013 11:42am UTC
    I hate school.. It's so stressful, and you have to wear pants.....

  15. jaxphillips jaxphillips
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2013 11:40am UTC
    Girls in my school: I hang out with boys, because it's less drama.
    Me: I hang out with myself, because it's NO drama.

  16. jaxphillips jaxphillips
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 6:56pm UTC
    My friends: OMG, you're so hot! How
    are you single!?
    My crush: Get outta my way, you
    demented potato.

  17. jaxphillips jaxphillips
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 5:53pm UTC
    if you can't hang then there's the door baby.
    -Sleeping With Sirens.<3

  18. jaxphillips jaxphillips
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 8:46pm UTC
    I always wonder if hes thinking about me or her....
    </3

  19. jaxphillips jaxphillips
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 7:34pm UTC
    Admit it
    You've done atleast one of these:
    1) Walked into a room, forgot what you needed, walked out, then remebered.
    2) When you were younger , drew the sun in the corner of the paper.
    3) When you were little, you thought the shape of a real heart was actually "<3"
    4) Closed the fridge door really slow, just to seen when the lights turned off.
    5) Tried to balance the light, Between the ON & OFF.

  20. jaxphillips jaxphillips
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 7:25pm UTC
    Its not that I
    lost my feelings
    for you, I just
    just can't forget
    about the pain you
    put me through..

:)

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