jaxphillips

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jaxphillips
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October 30, 2013 8:17pm UTC

im sorry I got attached to quick..

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jaxphillips
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October 29, 2013 7:42pm UTC

did you know..
"Oliver Sykes" spelt backwards is "Sekys revilo"
which means "Perfection" in a language
I just made up.

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jaxphillips
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October 29, 2013 5:16pm UTC

you can't hate me cause i already hate me haaha sucker thats right, i got here first!

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jaxphillips
posted a quote
October 29, 2013 5:12pm UTC

badbye
notice how i didnt say goodbye
its because i hate you

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jaxphillips
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March 17, 2013 7:09pm UTC

I’m blonde; I must be stupid.
I’m brunette; I must be boring.
I have red hair; I must have a fiery temper.
I have black hair, I must be eccentric.
I dye my hair; I must be trying to be someone.
I wear make-up; I must be fake.
I wear skirts; I must be a slag.
I like football; I must be a lesbian.
I’m rich; I must be spoilt.
I’m poor; Imust be a tramp.
I wear black; I must be a goth.
I wear hoodies; Imustbe causing trouble.
I’m skinny; I muststarve myself.
I’m curvy; I must constantly eat.
I’m smart; I must be a nerd.
I’m independent; I must be a loner.
I cry; I must be a baby.
I’m not like you; I must be weird.
I’m like you; I must be copying.
I’m religious; I must make you be the same.
I’m young; I must be naïve.
I’m old; I must be unable to look after myself.
I’m a teenager; I must always be up to no good.
I’m a straight-A student; I must have no social life.
I have no job; I must be lazy.
I have a good job; I must be a snob.
I’m foreign; I must be pocketing your tax.
I am human; I must be stereotyped.

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jaxphillips
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 7:04pm UTC

I put the i in "single"

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jaxphillips
posted a quote
March 16, 2013 8:43am UTC

Me picking my kids up from school in 25 years:
me: yo shawty, leggoo
kid: dad, please not this again
me: stop being a hater. yolo
kid: you're embarrassing me
me: swag

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jaxphillips
posted a quote
March 15, 2013 4:05pm UTC

Domino`s Pizza: Now made with real cheese! Me: What the hell did you use before?

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jaxphillips
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March 15, 2013 4:02pm UTC

I wonder if the girls on "16 and Pregnant" will come back and be on "32 and a Grandma"

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jaxphillips
posted a quote
January 12, 2013 12:07pm UTC

Dont send me a ;)
face and then
wonder why I
show up at your
house naked..

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jaxphillips
posted a quote
January 12, 2013 11:59am UTC

Santa saw your facebook pictures.. Yeah you're getting cholthes..

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jaxphillips
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January 8, 2013 8:51pm UTC

Got a secret, Can you keep it? Swear this one you'll save. Better lock it, In your pocket, Taking this one to the grave. When I show you, I know you, Won't tell what I said, Cause two can keep a secret, When one of them is dead.

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jaxphillips
posted a quote
January 7, 2013 11:51am UTC

Nothing makes a girlfriend more insecure than a boyfriend
who treats her like everyone else.

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jaxphillips
posted a quote
January 7, 2013 11:42am UTC

I hate school.. It's so stressful, and you have to wear pants.....

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jaxphillips
posted a quote
January 7, 2013 11:40am UTC

Girls in my school: I hang out with boys, because it's less drama.
Me: I hang out with myself, because it's NO drama.

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jaxphillips
posted a quote
January 2, 2013 6:56pm UTC

My friends: OMG, you're so hot! How
are you single!?
My crush: Get outta my way, you
demented potato.

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jaxphillips
posted a quote
January 1, 2013 5:53pm UTC

if you can't hang then there's the door baby.
-Sleeping With Sirens.<3

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jaxphillips
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 8:46pm UTC

I always wonder if hes thinking about me or her....
</3

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jaxphillips
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 7:34pm UTC

Admit it
You've done atleast one of these:
1) Walked into a room, forgot what you needed, walked out, then remebered.
2) When you were younger , drew the sun in the corner of the paper.
3) When you were little, you thought the shape of a real heart was actually "<3"
4) Closed the fridge door really slow, just to seen when the lights turned off.
5) Tried to balance the light, Between the ON & OFF.

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jaxphillips
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 7:25pm UTC

Its not that I
lost my feelings
for you, I just
just can't forget
about the pain you
put me through..

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