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dolph*
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May 26, 2014 2:22pm UTC

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dolph*
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May 26, 2014 2:24pm UTC

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britany*
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April 6, 2014 12:35pm UTC

David: this gay panic situation your having right now is coming off a little homophobic
Kenny: what i'm homophobic because i don't want another mans p*nis in my mouth?
David: yes that is exactly what homophobic is
- We're the Millers

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britany*
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April 5, 2014 10:16pm UTC

I love how kids introduce themselves like "hi i'm johnny, i'm 5 years old and I don't know how to read" yeah cool, but i didn't ask for your life story a*shole.

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Amenah
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April 2, 2014 6:44pm UTC

DON'T GET ME WRONG,
I love John Green and his books... But I definitely think they're way overrated.

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mtndewhm*
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March 15, 2014 1:55pm UTC

Pros and cons of boys:
Con: They're dícks
Pro: Their dícks

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CharliesTheName
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March 8, 2014 4:31pm UTC

Girl: is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or are you just having a good time?
Guy: It's actually a roll of quarters
Guy: *takes out roll of quarters*
Guy: Laundry day.

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iLL-Legal Alien👽*
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March 14, 2014 3:45pm UTC

If Will.i.am's gravestone doesn't
read:
"Will.i.was"
I am gonna be pretty disappointed.

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CharliesTheName
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March 14, 2014 3:50pm UTC

(female) friend: What was the name of that country in The Princess Diaries?
me: Genovia.
(male) friend: How would you know that, Charlie?
me: How wouldn't I know that?

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MadiCakes
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March 13, 2014 8:23pm UTC

YOU ARE NOT FAT.
YOU HAVE FAT.
YOU ALSO HAVE FINGERNAILS.
BUT YOU ARE NOT FINGERNAILS.

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* Sabaism *

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March 13, 2014 6:49pm UTC

Y'all ready for a rant?
Fantastic.
Why do people break up with someone because they're bored?
Okay, it's one thing to break up with them because they did something wrong
(And by wrong, I don't mean they aren't perfect
I mean that they cheated or whatev.)
But to break up with someone because you are bored
Just.
Ugh.
What the hell.
You shouldn't get 'bored'
Relationships are not a game.
Then they go and use the 'I just wasn't feeling it' excuse
I'm sorry but
If you weren't 'feeling it'
You should've never asked them out in the first place
And anywho,
You should know if you were 'feeling it' by the first few dates
I feel as though this is why people are scared to date
All the good people are hiding because they got smashed to bits over someone not 'feeling it'
Or they heard stories of people who did
I am legit 5000% done with this generation

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*Elena;~ ♥*
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March 13, 2014 5:23pm UTC

2 years old kid: *runs*
family: looks like he's going to be an athlete

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sKypRaNcEr
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July 4, 2013 1:54am UTC

"Why me?"
"Because you saw me when I was
invisible"
-The Princess Diaries

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Hailea Katherine*
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March 10, 2014 6:48pm UTC

Do you ever feel like breaking down?
do you ever feel out of place?
Like somehow you just dont belong
and no one understands you?
Do you lock yourself in your room?
Are you sick of everyone around?
with the big fake smiles and stupid lies
while deep inside you're bleeding?
- Welcome to my life; Simple Plan ♥

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