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  1. cookiemonster101 cookiemonster101
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2012 8:00pm UTC
    Guys think that every girls dream is to have the perfect boyfriend
    NOT TRUE
    Every girls dream is to be able to eat and not get fat
    duh

  2. itwonteverworkout itwonteverworkout
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2012 7:57pm UTC
    Loving him is
    RED

  3. crazybananas crazybananas
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2012 7:32pm UTC
    The Boy Who Changed Me
    Chapter 7
    "Erghhh, Lexi that's too formal for a party like this!" Amanda giggled while going through my closet.
    I wore a flowy purple gown that went down to my toes.
    "I guess so." I said softly while trying to hide a smile.
    We spent about the next hour picking an outfit, and we finally made a decision.
    Amanda walked out of my bathroom in a cute pink and white floral sleeveless top with black shorts and hot pink wedges.
    "Gorgeous my darling." I said in a deep, low voice.
    She widened her eyes while smiling, "Right back at you my darling."
    I wore a light salmon pink frill tank top with blue shorts and red bowed ballerina flats.
    "Hey Lex, why are you wearing so much bracelets?" she asked while applying mascara.
    I was wearing a set of pink and gold bangles, to cover my cuts.
    I added accesories as I lied through my clenched smile.
    "Oh, just wanted to be extra fancy tonight."
    Amanda nodded as she did smokey eye on me, and I tied my wavy hair into a high ponytail.
    I applied frosted violet lipstick as I puckered my lips.
    I grabbed my clutch purse as we went downstairs.
    http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=63003570
    We decided to invite Hajeah and Stacey last minute, and they said they would meet us there.
    I just don't like getting ready with them for stuff, because they are just so judgemental when it comes to outfits, which caused me to cut once or twice.
    Just when I was about to touch the doorknob, I heard a voice as I had a mini heart attack.
    "Where are you girls going?" my dad asked strangely as he saw my freak attack dance.
    "Oh, we're going... to.. umm.."
    I stalled, I wasn't very good at lying.
    "We're going to this convention thing for choir at school, we're thinking about joining."
    Amanda said confidently, trying to cover up my lame attempt of an excuse.
    "Oh, alright. Be back before 11!" he said while leaving the room.
    I sighed of relief. "Thanks Amanda."
    She grinned while applying lipgloss. "What would you do without me?"
    We decided to walk there, since we didn't have a ride.
    It was agonizing for Amanda, since she was wearing wedges.
    After several minutes, we saw the house that was blasting music and lights flashing inside.
    "I love discos!" Amanda squealed as we knocked on the door.
    There was a couple making out on the front lawn.
    "Classy." I muttered as I looked away in disgust.
    Some drunk guy let us in, while he slapped my butt.
    So I slapped his face.
    We made our way through the sweaty, drunk crowd and found a couch to sit on.
    "Oh my gosh, there's Josh!" Amanda gasped as she fanned herself.
    Amanda has liked him ever since he let her borrow a pencil on the first day of school.
    "I'm gonna talk to him. YOLO!" she yelled as she walked up to him.
    Great, and now I was alone.
    Suddenly, some disgusting freak falls onto me, spilling his drink onto my shirt.
    "Get off me you b/stard!" I yelled as I pushed him off.
    I gasped as I saw who it is.
    Chandler.
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  4. ImmaBeWitty ImmaBeWitty
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2012 7:27pm UTC
    [I] SHOU[L]D BE [OVE]R [YOU].


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. justanothergirl_ justanothergirl_
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2012 6:53pm UTC
    I dare you.
    C h a p t e r 4 .
    Addison's P.O.V.
    Alex seemed pretty happy when I finally gave into working with him. I was going to his house soon to work on the project, and I was scared. But I decided to keep acting like I really didn't care too much about him, so I threw on a pair of black athletic shorts, and a red lifeguard sweatshirt. I did wear my long blonde hair down though, which I normally never do. I grabbed my car keys and headed downstairs.
    "Chase, if Aunt Mary wants to know where I am, I'm going out!" I called to my 13 year old brother.
    "Okay, where are you going?" He asked as he appeared in the room.
    "To work on a project." I said plainly.
    "With who?" Matt asked curiously.
    "None of your business, now bye!" I said and I headed towards the door.
    "Is it a guuyy?" He asked, streching out the word guy. I turned to him and rolled my eyes."Oh so it is. And does Addi like this guy?" He asked with a knowing smile on his face.
    "No!" I yelled defensively.
    "Okay okay! Have fun with your project." He smiled, putting air quotes around "project."
    "Ugh!" I sighed and rushed out the door.
    I pulled up to Alex's house, checking the address he gave me about 20 times, just to be sure. I finally got out of my car and made my way the door. I hesitated, but then slowly knocked on it. "Coming!" I heard a familiar voice yell. Alex opened the door and smiled. "Hey, come on in." I smiled slightly, but didn't answer. By the looks of it, he was the only one home. Hopefully this isn't awkward.
    "So, let's get started." He said.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    asdfghjkl; qwertyuiopasdfghjkl;zxcvbnm okay. Sorry this us an awkward ending, but oh wellll
    If you like and are going to read "I dare you" favorite and follow?(:
    And if you could, comment with feedback, it's really helpful! Thanks(:
    *Sorry, I do not Notify!*
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  7. loserbitch* loserbitch*
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 6:55pm UTC
    Money dosn't grown on trees?
    Money is paper. Paper is from trees.
    Simple.As.That.

  8. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 3:16pm UTC
    Romney or Obama?
    Neither, I'm voting for Regina George because she got pushed in front of a bus.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 3:52am UTC
    I didn't choose,
    » TO MAKE YOU ♥ MY WORLD;
    (( it just happened. And now you're a part of me. You're a piece that won't ))
    FADe AWaY.

  11. xstaybeautiful xstaybeautiful
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 9:18pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  12. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 10:27pm UTC
    Just finished reading the fifth book in the
    "Learning How to Count" trilogy.

  13. 3Words2Hearts1Lovex 3Words2Hearts1Lovex
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 4:35pm UTC
    When I'm 69
    I Think I'm Just Gonna Laugh For A Year.

  14. whenever_you_smile whenever_you_smile
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 7:23pm UTC
    *Me after I turn 18*
    Parents: Do this.
    Me: Dobby has no master. Dobby is a free elf.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. never_forget never_forget
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 7:59pm UTC
    Spongebob: You Promised These Kids Krabby The Clown, And All You Gave Them Was..Was...Cheapy The Cheapskate. *Sobs*

  17. XxMaggieexX XxMaggieexX
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 9:29pm UTC
    When we have school: Today is November 11 2012 at 8:21 A.M.
    Summer Vacation: Today is Wednesday, I think...

  18. LacedRibbon LacedRibbon
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 8:19pm UTC
    Sh*t Directioners Say #7
    Regular girl: There's 5 members. I wont be able to tell the difference.
    Directioner: Yeah, that's Zayn. I can tell by the sound of his breathing.
    btw i am in no way a 1Der

  19. foreverUS foreverUS
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 5:43pm UTC
    Dad: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
    Son: No
    Dad: The girl is Bill Gates' daughter
    Son: Then okay
    Dad: *goes to Bill Gates*
    Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
    Bill Gates: No
    Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
    Bill Gates: Then okay
    Dad: *Goes to the president of the World Bank*
    Dad: Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank!
    President: No!
    Dad: He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates!
    President: Then okay!
    This is BUISNESS

  20. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 4:17pm UTC
    I live in a fantasy
    so keep your reality away from me ♥

:)

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