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  Dad: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
  Son: No
  Dad: The girl is Bill Gates' daughter
  Son: Then okay
  Dad: *goes to Bill Gates*
  Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
  Bill Gates: No
  Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
  Bill Gates: Then okay
  Dad: *Goes to the president of the World Bank*
  Dad: Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank!
  President: No!
  Dad: He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates!
  President: Then okay!

  This is BUISNESS
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Dad: I want you to marry a girl of my choice. Son: No Dad: The

306 faves · 2 comments · Aug 2, 2012 5:43pm

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DreamingDirectioner · 1 decade ago
thats awesome...I wanna do that.
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dancergrl101 · 1 decade ago
business <--- that's business.
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