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  1. youonlyliveonce17 youonlyliveonce17
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    It only takes a minute
    to crush on someone,
    an hour
    to like someone,
    a day
    to love someone.
    But it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
    *my mom forgot me in a parking lot once*
    nmq

  2. jmslivelaughlove jmslivelaughlove
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    I'm a leader.not a follower.
    unless its a dark place.... then f/ck that sh/t you're going first

    nmf.

  3. DaBossEmma DaBossEmma
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 3:05pm UTC
    The sudden energy you get late at night

    nmf.

  4. DreamScribbler DreamScribbler
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 3:16pm UTC
    I never really realized
    How much I like you until
    I started to notice every little detail about you
    like the way you look at me
    or the way your voice sounds
    when you say my name
    or that smile you do when you're about to
    cause trouble
    &that look in your eyes that only I seem to notice
    &the way youre different from the others
    I like that.
    my quotee
    half my format

  5. xxxtheicekillerxxx xxxtheicekillerxxx
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 2:02pm UTC
    I WONDER IF
    1890'S KIDS PICKED ON THE 1900'S KIDS FOR NOT KNOWING HOW GREAT THEIR DECADE WAS

  6. XObreeOX XObreeOX
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 4:06pm UTC
    "You're like really f/cking cute :)"
    lol, I disagree, but thanks?

  7. DrakeAndJoshQuotess DrakeAndJoshQuotess
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 4:37pm UTC
    Drake and Josh Quote #32
    Josh: I needed to ask Drake about our homework.
    Drake: I don't do homework.
    follow me, I follow back :) fave for more quotes! nmq

  8. AwayWithTheFairies AwayWithTheFairies
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 3:56pm UTC
    Willy Wonka, Jack Sparrow, Edward Scissor-Hands, Sweeney Todd, Mad Hatter, Victor Van Dort. . . .
    I don't care what people say. . .
    Johnny Depp is a GREAT actor
    He does even better with Tim Burton. . .
    Some journalists need to take a chill pill. . .

  9. brianamae brianamae
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 6:32pm UTC
    "Girls,
    If your thighs dont jiggle when you walk,
    go see a doctor."
    -Miley Cyrus

  10. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 12:25am UTC
    I didn't want to be born hot.
    It just sort of happened.
    My bad.

  11. eandhheart eandhheart
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 8:11am UTC
    It's funny because when you say:
    ''Don't look''.
    Everybody does and then when you say:
    ''LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK''. They sit there like a rock.

  12. QuoteBook123 QuoteBook123
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 9:03am UTC
    I throw my Witty in the air sometimes, saying "Ayoo, where'd my life go?"

  13. Buki Buki
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 5:06pm UTC
    Am I the only one
    that has a feeling that sometime in the next ten years
    something really bad is going to happen to them?

  14. EmilyHorse EmilyHorse
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 12:04pm UTC
    Fresh Prince of Bel Air#5
    Carlton: if it looks like a duck, smells like a duck, sound like a duck, what is it?
    Will: your prom date?
    fav for a series:)

  15. Fluff Fluff
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 12:13pm UTC
    Win a FREE ride
    in a real police car
    just by shoplifting
    from this store.
    Lucky winners also get their name
    in the newspaper for their
    family&friends to see!
    -tasteofawesome

  16. Softballgirl15 Softballgirl15
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 10:25am UTC
    Here's to The Kids Who ...
    Write amazing stories on Witty and no one reads them.

  17. Laylalinnchica Laylalinnchica
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 3:06pm UTC
    && If only One Direction
    Knew what happened on Witty.

  18. nevercutyourbeautiful nevercutyourbeautiful
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 5:52pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  19. kelseyylovesyou kelseyylovesyou
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 10:43am UTC
    Me: Are you calling me a liar?
    My grandma: Well I ain't calling you a truther!
    Me: Do you want a mouth full of fist?
    My grandma: Do you want a butt full of foot?
    Me:
    My grandma:
    Me:
    My grandma:
    Me:
    My grandma: I'm just kidding. HUG ME BROTHA!
    Me:
    My grandma:
    Me:
    My grandma:
    Me:
    My grandma: You left the TV on so i started watching Drake & Josh. Pip-pip-doodly-doo!
    Me:
    My grandma:
    Me: I love you.
    true story. ♥

  20. _to_the_kids_who _to_the_kids_who
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 12:14pm UTC
    4/3 of Americans are bad at fractions.
    get it?

:)

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