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eandhheart

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Dear Wittians,
wiity is like my life, i wa sborn on april 14th (the day the
 titanic sank). i love fashion, basketball, and
of course sleeping,tv. I absolutley am in love with
1D theyre like my life my celeb. crush is
Zayn Malik.
I LOVE YOU WITTY!

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1. eandhheart
   posted a quote
   October 2, 2012 9:01pm UTC
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   I could say all the reasons I hate you but we don't have all day.
   
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2. eandhheart
   posted a quote
   September 15, 2012 9:32pm UTC
   http://youtu.be/BmUL72dIbTA
   CLICK THIS NOW AND WATCH THE WHOLE THING.... GET SOME TISSUES.
   
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3. eandhheart
   posted a quote
   September 15, 2012 9:08pm UTC
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   Our world is fuccked up.
   I mean, seriously a song about bloww jobs?
   YaY.
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4. eandhheart
   posted a quote
   September 15, 2012 9:02pm UTC
   Comment if you've
   been the bully,
   and regret it.
   Favorite if you
   are anti-bullying.
   Don't be afraid to
   be truthful for
   this one.
   
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5. eandhheart
   posted a quote
   September 8, 2012 6:51pm UTC
   Me: Wanna know why your girlfriend loves your diickk so much?
   Fri​end: Why?
   Me: Because her mom told her to enjoy the little things in life.
   
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6. eandhheart
   posted a quote
   September 8, 2012 6:48pm UTC
   If Cinderellas shoe fit
   perfectly why'd it fall off?
   
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7. eandhheart
   posted a quote
   September 8, 2012 1:32pm UTC
   Teacher: Who thinks they are good at grammer?
   Me: I do grammer goodly
   
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8. eandhheart
   posted a quote
   September 8, 2012 11:10am UTC
   Test yourself then highlight the answer.
   Rules:
   Finish the sentence when you finish finishing the scentence or you don't know the answer highlight next to the scentence.
   But dont highlight before you finish.
   1. OOOO who lives under a pinapple under the sea
   2. I won't give up on us, even if the skies get rough
   3. When the crowd wants more I bring on the thunder cuz you got my back and I aint going under
   
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9. eandhheart
   posted a quote
   September 8, 2012 11:01am UTC
   In Korea,
   Spongebob is
   known as Square
   Square Sponge.
   
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10. eandhheart
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 10:48am UTC
    Teacher: Where is youre homework?
    Student: Written in the stars.
    Teacher: Where is that?
    Student: a million miles away.
    Teacher: What did you write?
    Student: A message to the main.
    Teacher: I'm writing you down.
    Student: oooooh, but seasons come and go, and i will never change.
    Teacher: Go to principal!
    Student: I'm on my wayyyyyyyyyy!
    
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11. eandhheart
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 10:45am UTC
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12. eandhheart
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 10:47pm UTC
    Today my mom was driving down a street and a kid was just standing their for like 5 minutes looking at the car. My mom then honked the horn and the kid screamed and ran onto the sidewalk.
    You see the car it honks at you, you get scared.
    SMART.
    
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13. eandhheart
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 10:40pm UTC
    Are you really that stupid or are you making a special effort today?
    
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14. eandhheart
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    September 4, 2012 7:16pm UTC
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15. eandhheart
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 10:10pm UTC
    vous êtes belle, ne laissez personne vous dire le contraire. tout le monde serait heureux de vous avoir encore établir un contact visuel avec eux
    If you want to know what I just said, then go to Google Translate paste the senetences above and put it to french to english. (in a new tab)
    
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16. eandhheart
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 10:04pm UTC
    Laughing until someone asks you what's funny.
    
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17. eandhheart
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 10:08pm UTC
    Paige was locked up
    Nate was stabbed
    Caleb was shot
    Ezra saw Maggie
    Mona's back
    and
    Toby's one of them.
    
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18. eandhheart
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 8:23am UTC
    ...................YOUR'E A FEMALE DOG...............
    WOOF.
    
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19. eandhheart
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    August 27, 2012 8:18am UTC
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20. eandhheart
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    August 26, 2012 4:32pm UTC
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