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  1. _twilkfresh _twilkfresh
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 8:11pm UTC
    So yesterday I was on the phone with my ex-boyfriend Jeremy. We talked about random things, until he brought up this. He tells me that we should have a song. & Mind you he has a girlfriend. So we are looking together for a song, then he finds one. He said " Our song should be ' Hate everything about you ' by Three Days Grace. " I ask him, why & he says "Because I hate everything about you, but yet I am still in love with you.." ♥

  2. tashaxoxo tashaxoxo
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 8:11pm UTC
    You'll never know dear
    How much i love you
    Please don't take my sunshine away
    Now that im older is verse means so much more to me

  3. tripleogee20 tripleogee20
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 8:11pm UTC
    So i like this guy. My bestfriend said i have to tell him today. i made a bet . if i could get 100 or more favs i'll tell him . so fav if you think i should tell him. ♥

  4. FatAshMan FatAshMan
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 11:54am UTC
    click to see this quote

  5. dancer4life102615 dancer4life102615
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 6:59pm UTC
    Am I better of dead?
    Am I better off a quitter?
    They say I'm better off now ,
    than I ever was with her.
    -nothing by the script♥
    nmf.

  6. ThatNerdyGirl ThatNerdyGirl
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 3:24pm UTC
    Fave and I'll comment on
    your profile what name you
    look like you should have. ♥

  7. dinosaur88 dinosaur88
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 6:28pm UTC
    Dear Dora,
    you've been 5 years old for like 11 years now, what's your secret?

  8. Cody123 Cody123
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 3:04pm UTC
    fav for a rate 1-10
    Really bored!!

  9. livinxitxupx livinxitxupx
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 8:28pm UTC
    getting a call at 3 am in the morning
    "are you awake?"
    "no im skydiving"

  10. autumnxoxo autumnxoxo
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 3:51pm UTC
    Don't worry if your still single, god is looking at you right now saying
    im gonna save her
    someone special

  11. carol4059 carol4059
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 4:06pm UTC
    ______________________________________________________________________
    Hi , I'm A Goldfish
    I Have A 3 Second Memory Spa-
    Hi , I'm A Goldfish
    ______________________________________________________________________

  12. bridgiexbabes bridgiexbabes
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 9:22pm UTC
    so, today during lunch, this girl found out
    her boyfriend had been cheating on her...
    she brought all his clothes
    & things that he left at her house
    & as soon as he sat down at his table,
    she stood behind him & gave him one kiss.
    she took his milk,
    & he thought nothing of it.
    then she poured it on his head
    & threw all his stuff at him.
    & THAT is how a real breakup is done.
    everyone was clapping for her

  13. Paint Paint
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 5:12pm UTC
    ALCOHOL
    because no great story ever started with someone eating salad.

  14. tt505 tt505
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 6:31pm UTC
    am i the only one who
    still doesn't know what there wishing for on 11/11/11?

  15. alittlebitstrongerx3 alittlebitstrongerx3
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 6:40pm UTC
    and honey, she's an artist
    Wanna know the twist?
    the paintbrush is a razor,
    and the canvas is her wrist..
    click the ♥ and stop teens from cutting.
    THERESALWAYSHOPE ♥
    format credit; vicctorriaaax

  16. never_forget never_forget
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 4:24pm UTC
    Boys Can't Draw Hearts
    [ t h e y ' r e b e t t e r a t b r e a k i n g t h e m < / 3 ]
    **i think its mine. it might be on here

  17. xele91097x xele91097x
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 5:52pm UTC
    Dear Hair,
    If you'd cooperate, we wouldn't have to do this the hard way.
    Sincerely,
    Hot straightener

  18. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 1:11pm UTC
    Emotionally breaking down
    when you cant get your hair right

  19. KodacJason KodacJason
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 1:37pm UTC
    It's okay.
    I wouldn't go out with me, either.

  20. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 4:54pm UTC
    When a girl hacks a friends Facebook;
    OMG! Babe you've been hacked by your best friend! I love youuu!<3<3
    ♥ about a minute ago • Like • Comment • See Friendship
    When a guy hacks a friends Facebook;
    I'm gay..
    ♥ about a minute ago • Like • Comment • See Friendship

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