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so, today during lunch, this girl found out
her
boyfriend had been cheating on her...
she brought all his clothes 
& things that he left at her house 
& as soon as he sat down at his table,
she stood behind him & gave him one kiss.
she took his milk, 
& he thought nothing of it.
then she
poured it on his head 
&
threw all his stuff at him.
 & THAT is how a real breakup is done.

everyone
was clapping for her

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so, today during lunch, this girl found out her boyfriend had

5120 faves · 51 comments · Oct 12, 2011 9:22pm

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Etsimaresei · 8 years ago
Gotta try that. :D
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lillan122 · 1 decade ago
WHOA! What a way to end a reletionship!
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Bangingtotheright · 1 decade ago
i wish to do this one day, just the milk not anything else
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LizzieGirl123 · 1 decade ago
Boo yeah you go girl! ;)
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cutikinz37 · 1 decade ago
i love thissss

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iiRaineShine · 1 decade ago
Oh, I want somebody to cheat on my JUST so I can do that. ;)
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swimmingbutterfly123 · 1 decade ago
That is thhee bbesst!!! ahaha i wish i couldve the been there...;)
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LonelyEmo · 1 decade ago
For me all this happened at the movies. My boyfriend of almost 6 months had told me he was going to be out of town, so I got a few friends to go to see Megamind at the movies with me. And guess who was sitting in front of us? My boyfriend and another girl. Guess what they were doing... No matter what you said, you probably guessed right. I had a huge tub of popcorn, COVERED in butter, and I tapped him on the shoulder, and when he turned around, I dumped all the popcorn on him, smiled, and left. How's THAT for a breakup.
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ComplicatedCupcake · 1 decade ago
I LOVE THIS CHICKAA!!!
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Loveyouskater11 · 1 decade ago
yea!!
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DontWannaBeTorn · 1 decade ago
wow... i wish i could of been able to do that. i forgave him right away.
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daniellexlove · 1 decade ago
I love Kweestin. :) watching this godown was sweeeeet. <3 and congrats on getting a gazillion faves, Wedgie :D doi
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lonerloverXD · 1 decade ago
OMG the best thing i have seen all day i love it ^^
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Sielia · 1 decade ago
LOVEIT!
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xNessx · 1 decade ago
That's right SAAAAAAN! Tell this girl that she is like the Queen Of witty no.
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PaintingFlowers36 · 1 decade ago
That is spectacular
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Breannnnnanichole · 1 decade ago
Amazing!
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BlackButterflies · 1 decade ago
& i have SO much respect for this girl ♥
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gtcgymnast12 · 1 decade ago
good for her
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katiedoll6868 · 1 decade ago
YEEEEAAAHHH
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