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livinxitxupx

1. livinxitxupx
   posted a quote
   August 9, 2012 7:34pm UTC
   Dear food,
   you have two choices,
   either go to my boobs or my butt.
   thank you.
   & i think thats 'him'...
   
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2. livinxitxupx
   posted a quote
   March 24, 2012 7:29pm UTC
   That awkward moment
   during a test and you don't know any of the
   answers, so you just start laughing
   because you know you're so screwed
   
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3. livinxitxupx
   posted a quote
   November 12, 2011 8:19pm UTC
   kills 99.9% of germs
   that .1% that nothing can kill....
   & i think thats 'him'...
   
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4. livinxitxupx
   posted a quote
   November 10, 2011 8:12pm UTC
   11/11/11
   tomorrow
   ♥
   nmf/nmq
   
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5. livinxitxupx
   posted a quote
   November 10, 2011 8:04pm UTC
   Excuse me
   for not being in a good mood
   when im pretty much wearing a diaper.
   
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6. livinxitxupx
   posted a quote
   November 6, 2011 7:22pm UTC
   I just want a disney channel relationship
   that would be nice:)
   
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7. livinxitxupx
   posted a quote
   November 6, 2011 7:17pm UTC
   My ten year old brother
   has had a longer relationship than
   Kim Kardashians marriage....
   
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8. livinxitxupx
   posted a quote
   October 31, 2011 6:13pm UTC
   i got a call today from my town
   that halloween is cancelled.
   
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9. livinxitxupx
   posted a quote
   October 25, 2011 7:20pm UTC
   ever notice how when you preview your quote on the side it says like you have 914 favs,
   as if i would really get that much.
   ♥
   
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10. livinxitxupx
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 9:29pm UTC
    everytime no one likes my quote
    i go back and look at my old quotes that had a ton a favs,, to make me smile..
    
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11. livinxitxupx
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 9:16pm UTC
    your quote looks nice and all, but it's too long, so i'll fav it cause it looks like a lot of people liked it.
    
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12. livinxitxupx
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 8:28pm UTC
    getting a call at 3 am in the morning
    "are you awake?"
    "no im skydiving"
    
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13. livinxitxupx
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 10:40am UTC
    haters only hating
    cause theres nothing left to hate on.
    
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14. livinxitxupx
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2011 8:59pm UTC
    if guys hate justin bieber so much,
    then why do they copy his hair style.
    ♥
    
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15. livinxitxupx
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2011 6:10pm UTC
    why do you always change? i liked the old you, no one likes you this way. every time you change we all get annoyed. Just stay the same.
    you know i was talking about face book,
    right?
    
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16. livinxitxupx
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2011 8:10pm UTC
    when my little brother asks for girl advice.
    im gonna hand him a Taylor swift album
    and say,
    " thats pretty much it"
    nmf
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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17. livinxitxupx
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2011 6:59pm UTC
    "this is so gonna be a top quote"
    one day later.
    "so sad no one has liked your quote."
    "oh....delete."
    
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18. livinxitxupx
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2011 7:25pm UTC
    It's okay,
    in four years
    i wont have to see your face
    ever again:)
    
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19. livinxitxupx
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2011 7:19pm UTC
    why can't school days go by as fast as
    summer days..
    
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20. livinxitxupx
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 12:05pm UTC
    i was to young to remember.
    but im old enough to never forgot.
    9/11
    
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