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KodacJason

1. KodacJason
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   June 9, 2012 10:46am UTC
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2. KodacJason
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   April 27, 2012 4:55pm UTC
   I don't care if we talk about absoultely nothing,
   I just want to talk to you.
   
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3. KodacJason
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   March 28, 2012 7:02pm UTC
   *Hears noises at night*: Well this is it, this is the end for me, I had a good life.
   *Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now. How am I going to go on? Holy crap.
   *Heart is beating fast*: I think I'm having a heart attack. Is this what cardiac arrest is?
   *A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested. I probably murdered someone.
   *Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper, you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school.
   *Gets sunburn*: Skin cancer.
   Tumblr/nmf
   
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4. KodacJason
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   March 24, 2012 12:08pm UTC
   I should have hurt you,
   but I couldn't. So I let you hurt me, because I need you.
   
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5. KodacJason
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   February 19, 2012 1:01am UTC
   The moon will illuminate my room
   & soon I'm consumed by my doom.
   
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6. KodacJason
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   February 4, 2012 8:58pm UTC
   I like dead end signs.
   I think they're kind.
   They at least have the decency to
   let you know you're going nowhere.
   (Tumblr)
   
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7. KodacJason
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   January 17, 2012 4:32pm UTC
   I'm a lip biter. ;p
   
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8. KodacJason
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   January 13, 2012 5:12pm UTC
   "Do what makes you happy."
   "So when can I do you? (; "
   
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9. KodacJason
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   January 2, 2012 12:09pm UTC
   It takes a boy,
   to take of his toy.
   But it takes a man,
   to take care of a lady.
   It takes confidence,
   to say, "I love you."
   But it takes courage,
   to mean it.
   It takes moments,
   to fall in love.
   But it takes a mistake,
   to ruin it all.
   tumblr.
   
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10. KodacJason
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    December 31, 2011 11:30am UTC
    If you want me in your life, put me there.
    I shouldn't have to fight for a spot.
    
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11. KodacJason
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    December 25, 2011 7:07pm UTC
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    I wanna take a boat out on a lake
    and watch the sunset with you.
    
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12. KodacJason
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    December 22, 2011 9:27pm UTC
    Let's have a kissing fight. (;
    
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13. KodacJason
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    December 21, 2011 9:23pm UTC
    Cheating on a good girl is like throwing away a diamond and picking up a rock.
    
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14. KodacJason
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    December 14, 2011 5:15pm UTC
    Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
    
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15. KodacJason
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    December 14, 2011 4:55pm UTC
    Stay in my life forever?
    Please don't leave like the others.
    
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16. KodacJason
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    December 12, 2011 6:19pm UTC
    lol best friends forever?
    HAHAHAHAHA bullshit.
    
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17. KodacJason
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    December 12, 2011 6:00pm UTC
    You're
    sexecellent
    (;
    
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18. KodacJason
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    December 8, 2011 8:54pm UTC
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19. KodacJason
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    December 8, 2011 5:39pm UTC
    My insecurities could eat me alive.
    
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20. KodacJason
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    December 5, 2011 6:39pm UTC
    I saw a guy at a store begging for money for food.
    People just stared at him and gave him dirty looks,
    so I walked up to him and gave him $10.
    He looked at me, gave me a big a hug, and
    went to go put the money in a Salvation Army bucket.
    
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