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C a r o l / C o u r t n e y
i like chickens ^-^

My friend introduced me to this website and it's basically my thereapist.

I blow out the candles September29

I enjoy hanging out with mah friends, and helping people out. If you've got questions just ask me.
D0n+ +@1k 1!k3 D!s

Peace Chikkkka.

♥

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carol4059
posted a quote
January 24, 2012 10:54am UTC

REAL EYES
REALiZE
REAL LiES

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carol4059
posted a quote
October 12, 2011 4:06pm UTC

______________________________________________________________________
Hi , I'm A Goldfish
I Have A 3 Second Memory Spa-
Hi , I'm A Goldfish
______________________________________________________________________

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carol4059
posted a quote
September 11, 2011 7:57pm UTC

If you say
JESUS
backwards, it sounds like
SAUSAGE
fave if you just tried. ;)
not my format

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carol4059
posted a quote
August 27, 2011 3:18pm UTC

Does anyone else remember...
EASY BAKE OVENS?
:D
nmf.

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carol4059
posted a quote
August 26, 2011 10:23am UTC

Think of a number.
Double it.
Add six.
Half it.
Take away the number you started with.
Your answer is 3
Your mind=BLOWN.

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carol4059
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August 1, 2011 10:02am UTC

When a boy calls you hot,
[ h e l o o k s a t y o u r b o d y. ]
When a guy calls you pretty,
[ h e l o o k s a t y o u r f a c e. ]
When a guy calls you gorgeous,
[ h e l o o k s a t y o u r c l o t h e s. ]
When a guy calls you beautiful,
[ h e l o o k s a t y o u r everything. ♥ ]

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carol4059
posted a quote
July 25, 2011 2:28pm UTC

TEXT FAILS
Alyssa
hey daddy
hey
I'm going to be on MTV!!!
That's awesome, what show
16 and pregnant! :)
WTF!?!?!?!
nmf/nmq

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carol4059
posted a quote
July 24, 2011 9:24pm UTC

Admit it, we all know an
idiot
.named Nick.

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carol4059
posted a quote
July 1, 2011 4:48pm UTC

Like if you don't like spiders.
</3

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carol4059
posted a quote
July 1, 2011 1:19pm UTC

Grab Somebody Sexy
t e l l t h e m h e y! |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ♥