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dancer4life102615
posted a quote
March 24, 2013 1:50pm UTC

Did you know when someone annoys you
it takes 42 muscles to frown
but only 4 to extend your arm and punch them in the face.
nmq.

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dancer4life102615
posted a quote
March 24, 2013 1:48pm UTC

Mom: What did you learn at school today sweetie?
Me: Obviously not enough. I have to go back tomorrow!

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dancer4life102615
posted a quote
March 12, 2013 7:29pm UTC

I was on Pandora, and a one direction song came on
after the song ended, Taylor Swift's "we are never
ever getting back together came on"
Ironic? I think not.

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dancer4life102615
posted a quote
March 12, 2013 7:26pm UTC

nmq, was on ellen.
Girl
There is no "I" in happyness
Like • Comment • 7 minutes ago
Boy There would be if you spelled it right.
8 minutes ago · Like

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dancer4life102615
posted a quote
March 10, 2013 7:05pm UTC

One Direction: I know we only
met but let's pretend it's love.
Me: Yeah ... 'pretend' ...
nmq.

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dancer4life102615
posted a quote
March 10, 2013 7:03pm UTC

I can't take this long
distance relationsip anymore.
FRIDGE,
You're coming to my room.
nmq

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dancer4life102615
posted a quote
March 10, 2013 7:00pm UTC

Lazy Rule:
Can't Reach it.
Don't need it.
nmq

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dancer4life102615
posted a quote
November 21, 2012 9:27pm UTC

She's not afraid of all the attention
She's not afraid of running wild
How come she's so afraid of falling in love?
She's not afraid of scary movies
She likes the way we kiss in the dark
but she's so afraid of f-f-falling in love.
nmf/nmq. One Direction song lyrics to 'She's Not Afraid'.

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dancer4life102615
posted a quote
October 7, 2012 11:21pm UTC

I don't really go on Witty anymore BUT -
you can find me on another website that I am usually on 24/7. Just go to that url bar and type in: www.wattpad.com/author/onedirectiion_
There ya go, (:

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dancer4life102615
posted a quote
September 1, 2012 11:35pm UTC

Ah, so basically - my life is complete crap right now.
No thanks to you.

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dancer4life102615
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 5:17pm UTC

Girl Problems:
Periods.
nmf.

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dancer4life102615
posted a quote
August 15, 2012 9:59pm UTC

Inside Louis' Mind:
Louis: All men are jerks? I'm sure your not a saint yourself.
Louis: Zarry? GTFO.
Louis: You have an opinion? I bet that makes you special, huh
Louis: Elounor? Dafuq is that?
Louis: Eleabucks? I like the sound of that
Louis: Straight? I'm obviously a flamming homosexual.
Louis: Larry? ME LOUSTA
Louis: 5 gay boys walk in One Direction? How original
nmf, not my idea. got it off of tumblr.

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dancer4life102615
posted a quote
August 15, 2012 9:52pm UTC

ZAYN MALIK:
Has a pool, can't swim.
Has a car, can't drive.
"Can't Dance", uploads video of self dancing.
"I really like brunettes, maybe with dark eyes", girlfriend is blonde.
nmq, nmf. found on tumblr.

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dancer4life102615
posted a quote
August 15, 2012 9:37pm UTC

Me at a Carnival:
me: *walks in with family*
me: *looks at all the teenagers with friends*
me: why am I with my family again?
me: ditch the parents, ditch the parents
me: helloo there mister hot stuff wait up, I'm here alone!
me: cool, your going on that ride? what a coincidence, I am too.
me: oh, look, a girl prettier than me
me: why am I potato?
me: why can't I look like her?
me: boarding the ride with mister hottie, act cool, act cool
me: AHH SPIDER
me: wait, no thats the ride operator.
me: which seat should I choose?
me: where's that hot guy?
me: who's that chick with my little chili pepper!!?
me: ooh the rides starting!
me: i can see my house from here .. not.
me: this is lame
me: why did I get on this ride again? *ride ends and gets off awkwardly*
me: mom .. DAD?
me: lost the parents .. well thats erm .. good .. I guess ...
me: OMFG IM GONNA GET KIDNAPPED. WHY DIDN'T I STAY WITH THEM!
nmf, not my idea.

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dancer4life102615
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 8:45pm UTC

D.A.D.D
Dad's Against Daughters Dating
shoot the first one, then the word will spread.
saw this on a shirt at mall of america.

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dancer4life102615
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 8:17pm UTC

How I would be competing in the Olympics:
me: okay, in a few more seconds it'll start.
me: what was that noise ..? oh wait! were supposed to start!
me: damn, they move quickly, I can't even seen them anymore.
me: I'll just stay here and watch the mens games
me: whoa, hello there mr sexual
me: GO MR SEXUAL. WORK IT
me: oh, look the compition's finished. time to go home.
me: nevermind, theres still another 100m
me: mr sexual has nice abs ... I wonder if he'd let me touch them
me: whoa more hot guys, someone loves me up there
me: why is everyone so sweaty? jeez, I didn't even break a sweat
me: i'm hungry
me: i'm bored
me: what is going on ...
me: oh yeah, I was supposed to be competing
me: but I got distratced by mr sexual
me: i really need to learn his name
me: WHOSE THE GUY IN LANE FOUR?
me: I wonder if any of them will drown
me: mr sexual's leaving and I didn't get his number?
me: he just won a gold medal ... cool ...
me: WAIT UP. I'M AN OLYMPIC MEDALIST TOO.
nmf, not my idea.

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dancer4life102615
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 8:01pm UTC

My Ex: Yeah I'd still hit that
Only this time with a car
or a baseball bat.
nmf

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dancer4life102615
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 4:22pm UTC

WTF
is up with
the new witty?

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dancer4life102615
posted a quote
May 16, 2012 8:30pm UTC

I pledge to the band of One Direction,
Harry,Liam,Louis,Niall and Zayn, for which they stand sexy. one fandom, under paul, with hotness,
and tickets for all.
nmf/nmq.

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dancer4life102615
posted a quote
April 3, 2012 8:13pm UTC

Him. Normal people: *Thinks of someone they've had a crush on since the 1st grade*Me: Him? HIM!? THEM. Niall, Zayn, Harry, Louis and Liam. nmf.
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