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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 16, 2013 3:16pm UTC

mi papá tiene 47 años: my dad is 47 years old
mi papa tiene 47 anos: my potato has 47 buttholes
i love spanish.

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Cammie
posted a quote
May 17, 2013 10:12pm UTC

Normal people: I like everyone unless you give me a reason not to.
Me: I hate everyone unless you give me a reason not to.

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WeAreTheBoys
posted a quote
June 4, 2013 6:58pm UTC

Teacher: OK class, today we're going to play a game. When I say a fruit, you run to the right side of the court, and when I say a colour, you run to the left side of the court. Everyone understand?
Class: Yes sir!!!
Teacher: Ready..set...ORANGE!!!

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glitter162*
posted a quote
May 15, 2013 7:27pm UTC

What do Justin Beiber and Pinocchio
have in common? They both want to be real boys.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 17, 2013 1:22pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Screw ringtones,
my phone lives on vibrate.

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 4:34pm UTC

Girl: I hate blood. It makes me pass out.
Me: What about.. Then.. How.. You can't.. But.. You're a girl.. And your.. Monthly.. Sucks to suck, dude.

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letshavesomefun
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 5:15pm UTC

When I was little,
My dad convinced me that the ice cream truck
only played music when it was sold out.
Well played Dad, well played.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 5:45pm UTC

"Don't you go to school with them?
You should say hi! "
no, its okay mom.

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 5:09pm UTC

Saying "0h yeah I remember!"
when you really don't.

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
July 6, 2012 5:22pm UTC

Jealousy.
*Normal girls: OMG. My guy is with another girl. Wtf
*Me*: OMG! THE PIZZA MAN IS IN ANOTHER PERSONS DRIVEWAY

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neversaynever16
posted a quote
June 5, 2012 7:08pm UTC

░ ░░░
░░░Clse your eyes,
[♥][♥][♥] That AwkwardMoment When you walk out of your room in your pajamas and there's a guest in your house
format by neversaynever16follow for a follow :)

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Uconnchick2
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 11:33pm UTC

Pretending your towel is a white, strapless dress after taking a shower

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zubair
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 3:32pm UTC

♥ Maybe Raindrops Are The
bravest thing created by God.Want to know why ?
It is because .....they are Never afraid of falling....

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Alfie*
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 3:08pm UTC

Parents when we were 7: GO TO YOUR ROOM!
Parents now: COME OUT OF YOUR ROOM!
tumblr

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briiitttttttany
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 5:39pm UTC

Your nuts! I like it.
This is one of those moments when proper grammar changes the entire meaning of a statement.

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muffinsandwitty7557
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 7:01pm UTC

*30 years from now*
*What Makes You Beautiful starts playing on car radio*
Me: Oh my...*starts fangirling/crying*
Kids: Mom are you oka--
Me: SHUT UP YOUR FATHER IS SINGING!

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伤*
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 12:32pm UTC

I would
never judge a girl
based on her weight
- Harry Styles
(OneDirection)

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LacedRibbon
posted a quote
October 4, 2012 3:21pm UTC

Mitt Romney: I like big bird but I'm going to cut PBS to save money.
SAVE BIG BIRD.
VOTE FOR OBAMA.

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pinkfrosting321
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 11:45pm UTC

Mirror, Mirror, on my wall,
I want to be pretty, thin, and tall.
Mirror, Mirror, if I change my hair,
Maybe then someone will start to care?
Mirror, Mirror, if I starve myself,
At least I'll be beautiful. Forget my health.
Mirror, Mirror, if I cut my wrist,
Will I finally feel like I exist?
Mirror, Mirror, don't you see?
What you show is ruining me.

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hanna1995
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 2:41pm UTC

Katniss roles around in dirt and barely showers, but has 2 very attractive guys chasing after her.
I quit.

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