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Best Zombie Quotes This Week

  1. Halo Angel1* Halo Angel1*
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2013 9:06pm UTC
    We should bury everyone upside down. That way if they do become zombies, they'll dig upside down and we'll all be fine.

  2. TellitTotheFrogs* TellitTotheFrogs*
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2014 2:16pm UTC
    but you see, it's not me,
    it's not my family. IN YOUR HEAD, IN YOUR head they are fighting.
    With their tanks and their bombs - - - - - - & their bombs & their guns. in your
    HEAD, IN YOUR HEAD THEY ARE » CRYING.

  3. kirajanee16 kirajanee16
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 4:19pm UTC
    How I would spend my time if I were a zombie:
    27% Gnaw on someones face
    18% Moan and drag myself around
    65% Thriller dance...

  4. PokemonLover69 PokemonLover69
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2013 11:03pm UTC
    Sometimes i eat people....
    is that weird?

  5. Alexwise Alexwise
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 9:09pm UTC
    I don't answer unexpected knocks on the door in case it's the beginning of a very polite Zombie Apocalypse.

  6. DarkSecrets DarkSecrets
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 6:48pm UTC
    My thoughts:
    Wake up in the middle of the night to pee:
    Avoid all Mirrors.
    Airplane engine makes a weird nose:
    I've lived a good life.
    Hear thumps while in the shower:
    You're whole family is being killed and you're next.
    Elevator door doesn't open as soon as you get there:
    Trapped Forever.
    Realizes it's too quiet, Where's everyone?:
    Oh god. Zombies.

  7. Raven* Raven*
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2014 1:32pm UTC
    Teen-ag-er
    a person who is better prepared for a zombie apocolapse
    than tomorrows 3rd period math test

  8. iAteYourTaco iAteYourTaco
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 5:29pm UTC
    You're like a zombie;
    no matter how many
    B R A I N S
    you eat,
    you'll never have one.

  9. LaylaTheAwesome LaylaTheAwesome
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 5:28pm UTC
    If a zombie apocalypse happend right now what would be the first thing you would do?

  10. DeathOfASon DeathOfASon
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 10:58am UTC
    Zombie apocalypse plan:
    Become zombie
    Fullck shllit up

  11. ThatShyGirl ThatShyGirl
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 1:22pm UTC
    There was a dead look in her eyes. That of someone who hadn't slept a wink the night before. Or a zombie who had forgotten all that they once were and their hopes and dreams. A look that would haunt the eyes of a vampire who hadn't eaten in weeks, on the edge of jumping the closest human and ripping open their veins, draining them completely.

  12. neonraver7 neonraver7
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 12:42am UTC
    “We will cry and bleed and lu$t and love, and we will cure death.
    We will be the cure. Because we want it.”
    ~Isaac Marion, Warm Bodies
    neonraver7 format

  13. crimson24 crimson24 happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2013 7:05pm UTC
    "You're on the inside and I know you're fighting
    On the outside your flesh is dying
    But this is not your funeral!
    Wake up, wake up, wake up
    Wake up the zombie
    So long over medicated, thinking nothing's wrong cause you're so sedated
    But THIS IS NOT YOUR FUNERAL!
    Wake up, wake up, wake up
    Wake up the zombie!
    Wake up the zombie!"
    ~We As Human

  14. Secret42 Secret42
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 4:27pm UTC
    3 more things that put me in a good mood
    1.Jolly old santa
    2.Santa goes zombie and eats Angeline's arm off
    3.Actually zombie santa scares me a little and I have to go lock my windows now.
    ~Dear dumb diary

  15. Just_Kill_Me_Now Just_Kill_Me_Now
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 11:08am UTC
    Perfection
    That's all I see

  16. LaylaTheAwesome LaylaTheAwesome
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 4:17am UTC
    The walking dead: preparing us for zombie apocalypses since 2010

  17. neonraver7 neonraver7
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 12:50am UTC
    “There is no ideal world for you to wait around for.
    The world is always just what it is now,
    and it's up to you how you respond to it.”
    ~Isaac Marion, Warm Bodies

  18. BananaCabana BananaCabana
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 6:01pm UTC
    Yes, I'm a Zombie

  19. TheHalfbacksGirl TheHalfbacksGirl
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 2:52pm UTC
    Dear all of you who broke me, I am a zombie, again you want me to fall on my head, I am a zombie, how low will you push me to go until I end up dead

  20. MoonAngel MoonAngel
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2013 10:11am UTC
    orry this chapters sm
    Apocolypse 3030
    Chapter 3
    Part 1
    Addison is in pain. There is no other feeling inside her limp body, it is writhing of its own accord. Her mind is completely aware, however, so she can see everything that her brother is doing. He is staring at a screen, his eyebrows furrowed. Addison wonders why, but although she is aware of her surroundings, she can't remember a single thing. Until she sees her brother's face. The fright on his face is plain and reminds her of something that happened years ago. The most horrifying moment in her history. Her body slowly comes to a rest, no longer writhing in pain and she knows that the torture has stopped. Her memories come flooding back to her.
    *Flashback*
    Addison was bored. She had already finished her breakfast and had settled in the living room to read. People said that it wasn't fashionable to read actual books anymore, and they were too expensive now because of the loss of most trees that were used to create the paper in the books. But books were her sole companion. No one else quite understood her vibrant personality, which was remarkably developed for a seven-year-old. Her parents were still eating breakfast and chatting about work, and her lazy brother was still in bed. Suddenly, all was silent. Her parents had stopped talking. Feeling that something was fishy, she went over to the kitchen. The weird arm in the middle of the kitchen was acting possessed! Addison had never liked the gadget in the first place, and now she had a valid reason not to. The arm was strangling her mother! Her father lay in the corner, eyes glazed and looking at nothing. Stifling a cry, she turned her head sideways. She saw Alex in the other doorway, looking as frightened as Addison felt. She wanted desperately to save her mother from the evil arm, but she saw a huge, brawny man, with astonishingly breathtaking features that reminded her immediately of Alex and she knew that he was one of 'them'.
    Bleh.... I divided it into parts since witty didnt let me post the entire thing >;c
    Comment for reminder
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    all D: i promise the next one will be big c:
    Anyways...I hope u like it! Dont ask me where this story's leading to :P

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