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iAteYourTaco

1. iAteYourTaco
   posted a quote
   June 13, 2013 6:24pm UTC
   Go where you are
   CELEBRATED
   Not where you are
   TOLERATED.
   Nmf
   
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2. iAteYourTaco
   posted a quote
   June 13, 2013 6:02pm UTC
   I'm literally out of shape,
   Internet Explorer can probably run faster than me.
   
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3. iAteYourTaco
   posted a quote
   June 13, 2013 5:46pm UTC
   There are TWO types of crushes.
   1. a casual crush, you look at them and your like '' wow, you're pretty cute. i'd like to get to know you better. ''
   2. absolutely, undeniably head over heels oh my God you are f||cking kidding me, you are so perfect wow i'm literally going to rethink every conversation we've ever had over the past nine hours of my life. omg please love me, i want your babies.
   there is no inbetween.
   
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4. iAteYourTaco
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   June 13, 2013 5:31pm UTC
   People : '' You're so quiet, you never talk. ''
   Me : '' Oh I talk, just not to you. ''
   
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5. iAteYourTaco
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   June 13, 2013 5:25pm UTC
   Fact : The human brain makes you see yourself five times more beautiful than you really are.
   Me : F||ck.
   
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6. iAteYourTaco
   posted a quote
   June 7, 2013 10:44am UTC
   A relationship is only for two people,
   but some b|tches don't know how to count.
   
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7. iAteYourTaco
   posted a quote
   June 6, 2013 6:22pm UTC
   i love him,
   He doesn't love me.
   Typical isn't it?
   format credit : ThatsSoMee
   i dont know if i can take your format. but i put credit o;
   
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8. iAteYourTaco
   posted a quote
   June 6, 2013 6:05pm UTC
   Just because you know my name,
   Doesn't mean you know my game.
   - Marina & The Diamonds
   
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9. iAteYourTaco
   posted a quote
   June 6, 2013 5:39pm UTC
   Heard you were
   infected with
   stupidity,
   get well soon.
   or not.
   
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10. iAteYourTaco
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 5:36pm UTC
    I've
    become
    religous,
    so i can pray
    for you to burn
    in hell.
    
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11. iAteYourTaco
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 5:29pm UTC
    You're like a zombie;
    no matter how many
    B R A I N S
    you eat,
    you'll never have one.
    
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12. iAteYourTaco
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 5:23pm UTC
    B|TCH
    i'm not insulting you
    i'm describing you.
    
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13. iAteYourTaco
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 5:12pm UTC
    YOU WANNA ARGUE?
    BRING IT .
    MY CAPS LOCK IS ON.
    
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14. iAteYourTaco
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 3:59pm UTC
    || PEOPLE ||
    a r e s o
    || FAKE ||
    
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15. iAteYourTaco
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 10:22pm UTC
    My heart is broken and twisted,
    & I love the pain.
    
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16. iAteYourTaco
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 1:38am UTC
    I just wish to start over.
    
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17. iAteYourTaco
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 3:42pm UTC
    Once upon a time...
    Isn't good enough for me.
    
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18. iAteYourTaco
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 3:08pm UTC
    For The Love of Cats, Please follow the rules.
    Credit : Witty
    
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19. iAteYourTaco
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 11:36pm UTC
    Cinderella walked on broken glass.
    Sleeping Beauty let a whole lifetime pass.
    Belle fell in love with a hideous beast.
    Jasmine married a common thief.
    Ariel walked on land for love and life.
    Snow White barely escaped a knife.
    It was all about blood, sweat, and tears, because love, means facing your biggest fears.
    I miss you so much.. you were my best friend.
    Even though we were little my memories of us will never end.
    Some say that time changes best friends can become strangers.
    Do you remember when we were best friends?
    When we'd share our every thought?
    Every smile?
    And every laugh?
    Oh, and did you remember when you broke my heart?
    Because I seem to remember that more than anything.
    I trusted you, I trusted you to take care of my heart.
    I trusted you not to take it and stomp on it.
    So thank you for showing me that best friends can not be trusted, and thank you for lying to me, the good times we had, you can have them back.
    I will never forget what you did to me.
    Please Do Not Take
    
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20. iAteYourTaco
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 4:15pm UTC
    The Only Reason,
    She's My Friend,
    Is Because,
    She Accepts Me For Who I Am.
    
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