DarkSecrets

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~Heya Witty~

Time to meet the girl known as..... wait for it...... ME!!! Hi :)
Name: Madison.
Age: You don't need to know, creeps (;
Favorite Book: HUSH, HUSH SERIES ALL THE WAY!!
Favorite Movie: I got tons.
Favorite Food: Potato Soup *_*
Favorite Show: Guy Code.

I have dirty blonde/light brown hair with hazel eyes, and I'm an average height. I'm average weight, not a stick. I have 4 dogs and a cat, along with a sister. I have a best friend, who is always there for me. I just broke up with my boyfriend, so it's tough right now. Don't judge me. I won't judge you (;

DarkSecrets
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April 29, 2013 7:19pm UTC

Have you ever heard of the show Spongebob Squarepants? The one about the joyful, yellow sponge who lives in a fictitious town called Bikini Bottom which is under the sea? Well, I'm just going to assume you have and get on with it. Even if you have seen it, you probably don't know the real story. So, here it is. The real story of Spongebob. Spongebob's mom and dad were actually brother and sister, so when Spongebob was born, he had various diseases such as Schizophrenia, Bipolar Disorder and Mental Retardation. The Bipolar Disease made him have very aggressive mood swings. All of the kids at school knew about his diseases and made fun of him for it. He never had any friends either, which led to him being depressed. One night, while he was doing homework, he had an angry outburst, which resulted in him killing his older sister. He was tried, but let off on the count of mental illness and issued to an asylum. While he was there, his Schizophrenia started taking over his life. He made-up a town called Bikini Bottom and all of the people in it. Here is a list of Spongebob's made-up characters and what they represent in his real life:
Patrick Star- Was made to represent his longing for a real friend. He was also made because he always wanted a friend was dumber than him to help him feel better about his own Retardation.
Squidward Tentacles- Was made to represent the bullies that made fun of him. The love Songebob has for Squidward represents all of the times he tried to be friends with the bullies, even though they scolded him for it.
Mr. Krabs- Was made to represent all of the times that bullies pretended to be his friend and taking advantage of his stupidity.
Gary- Was made to represent his parents, that had to live and put up with him.
Sandy- Was made to represent his love for the most popular girl in school and his dream that she loved him back.
Plankton- Was made to represent his big sister, who was always nagging and making fun of him. All things that led to her death.
So there you have it. The real story of Spongebob.

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DarkSecrets
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April 29, 2013 7:09pm UTC

I hate you. And You. And you. And you. And you too. Nope, I still hate you. -__-

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DarkSecrets
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April 16, 2013 11:07am UTC

I'm sorry, Boston.
Get well soon.

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DarkSecrets
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April 15, 2013 9:13pm UTC

*While at my favorite shop*
Me: This is an adorable dress!
Me: 20% off?! Wow!
Me: *checks pricetag* 145 dollars....
Me: "Walks away in shame*

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DarkSecrets
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April 10, 2013 10:50pm UTC

You said you didn't want it,
but you're in a sick and twisted affair.......

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DarkSecrets
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April 10, 2013 8:42pm UTC

I need a witty friend ._.

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April 10, 2013 8:24pm UTC

My life goals:
1. Move out of my mom's house by 21.
2. Get a nice apartment.
3. Go to Design Collage/ Fashion Collage.
4. Graduate and become a Fashion Designer.
5. Make money.
6. Buy 8-18 acres of land.
7. Have a nice house built on that land.
8. Get an Austrailian Shepherd. Name it Sierra.
9. Get a Golden Retriever. Name is Tank.
10. Get a Chocolate Lab. Name it Bandit.
11. Get a Siberian Husky. Name it Rainier.
12. Get married between 20-35.
13. Have 1-2 kids.
14. Spoil them just enough.(;
My Life Goals <3

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DarkSecrets
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April 10, 2013 7:59pm UTC

Graffiti on a bridge:
Some people: "That's vandalisim!"
Other people: "That's art!"
My friends: "Why can't I write bubble letters like that?"
Me: "How the hell did they get up there?"

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DarkSecrets
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April 9, 2013 11:40pm UTC

HOLY H3LL.
AS ANYONE ELSE LOOKED ON THE TOP QUOTES THIS WEEK PAGE?
THE TOP QUOTE IS ABOUT GAY MARRIAGE.
I WANNA SLAP SOMEONE.
WHO THE FRUCK CARES?
GET OVER IT.
IT'S LOVE.
WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.

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DarkSecrets
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April 9, 2013 12:17am UTC

I don't drink alcohol anymore.
I'm allergic to alcohol and narcotics.
I break out in handcuffs.

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DarkSecrets
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April 8, 2013 11:57pm UTC

If I shatter a glass against your head,
you'll know how it feels when you shatter my heart.

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DarkSecrets
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April 8, 2013 8:57pm UTC

Trust
is like
paper.
Once it's crumpled,
it'll never be perfect again.

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DarkSecrets
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April 8, 2013 8:36pm UTC

I keep listening to my chest...
For a beat,
But there's nothing left....

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DarkSecrets
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April 7, 2013 11:27pm UTC

Gay
is
Okay.
:-)

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DarkSecrets
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April 7, 2013 11:15pm UTC

You chewed me up...
And spit me out....
Like I was poison in your mouth....
You took my light...
You drained me down...
But that was then...
This is now....
Now look at me.

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DarkSecrets
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April 7, 2013 11:06pm UTC

Nora: "I don't date strangers."
Patch: "Good thing I do. Pick you up at 5?"
God I love Hush, Hush.

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DarkSecrets
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April 7, 2013 10:57pm UTC

That irritating moment:
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
When you say "I hate everyone."
And that one person says "Haha except me!"
and you're like "Haha No."
Especially You.

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DarkSecrets
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April 6, 2013 3:40pm UTC

I LIKE BIG BIRDS AND I CAN'T LIE.

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DarkSecrets
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April 6, 2013 3:04pm UTC

10 facts about you:
1. You are reading this.
2. You realized that is a stupid fact.
3. You realized #2 is also a stupid fact.
4. You live on this planet. (Or Mars)
5. You know it is Witty Profile's 10th Birthday.
6. You are between the ages of 8 and 20.
7. You are currently on Witty Profiles right now.
8. You are using Wifi.
9. You can count up to 10.
10. You realized these are a bunch of stupid facts.

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DarkSecrets
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April 6, 2013 12:45pm UTC

I share my birthday with Witty Profiles.
HOW COOL IS THAT?!

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