Best Zombie Quotes This Month

kristabff
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 9:30pm UTC

In my bedroom at night.
Me: ~is peacefully playing on my phone in my bed~
Me: ~hears rustling outside of my closed door~
Me: Uh....what's that....?!
Zombie: ~bursts through door with giant axe~
Me: AHHHHHH!!! OH MY GOD WTF AHHH!!!
Me: Oh no wait, you're not my mom!! Haha, whew i was scared there for a second!! Imagine if you were my mom and she saw me playing on my phone this late! Hahahah sorry about that!

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alisonDB21
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 8:40pm UTC

i
Does that look like a zombie to anybody else?

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 5:09pm UTC

I hope I can still remember the
dance to 'Thriller' when I become a zombie.

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neonraver7
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 12:01am UTC

So My Friend And I Went To A Haunted House...
*All of a sudden, a zombie pops out*
My friend: F*ck me!
Zombie: But we only just met!
Me: ...
Zombie: ...
Kid behind us: ...

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SuperNovaChic
posted a quote
February 25, 2014 9:16pm UTC

The first word I want to teach my kid is "brains" Then, until he/she learns another word, I'll have the cutest little zombie ever.◡‿◡✿

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capsized*
posted a quote
August 31, 2013 4:47pm UTC

please don’t wish for a zombie apocalypse I’m fat and my cardio sucks

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
June 20, 2013 4:34pm UTC

If a zombie a poc alypse
happens in Vegas, does it stay in Vegas?

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* . ~ serena ~ . *
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 5:59am UTC

You Only Live Once..
Unless you're a zombie. ;']

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
April 2, 2013 3:33pm UTC

i could dress like a super model, if i wanted to......
i just choose to go for the whole "zombie/hobo" look, instead

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Heartless17*
posted a quote
October 1, 2013 8:22pm UTC

Witty! I'm single again! :D
But I get to be a zombie... so I'm good! :D

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DakkyDukky
posted a quote
July 1, 2013 10:12am UTC

Do you ever just look at someone and know they would die in a zombie apocalypse.

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
December 23, 2013 1:50pm UTC

You meet thousands of people, and none of them
really mean anything to you. And then you meet one
person, and your life is changed forever. ♥

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
June 10, 2015 7:32pm UTC

I can't be the only one who made a list of people I'm going to eat first when I become a Zombie.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
December 26, 2013 8:15pm UTC

For Christmas, I got my cousin's
husband two zombie apocalypse
weapons, because he's really into
that. One was a knife and one was
a tomahawk- there was other really
cool ones, but I figured I'd get him ones
that were practical (unlike a f.ucking
war hammer man, what are you going
to do with that until there are zombies?)
He loved them, like, that was one of the
most honest "omg, I love it" reactions I've
ever gotten on a gift I gave someone. He
actually took a picture of them and put them
on Facebook saying how awesome they
were. And idk, it just made me really happy
to see because he called me his cousin.
Not "my wife's cousin" or something like
that; he actually considers me family.
Like, I don't know it's just a really good feeling
when you make someone that considers
you family really happy from something
you gave them.

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appleloop*
posted a quote
December 26, 2013 4:28pm UTC

That awkward moment when you realize you have no plans for where you are going in life, yet you know exactly what you are going to do in a zombie apocalypse.

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Rach_K
posted a quote
January 29, 2013 12:00pm UTC

*Say something human*
... Merrferrllerrr...
*Nailed it*
Warm Bodies :)

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lillan122
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 12:27pm UTC

Please read I'm
desperate:
Ok guys theres this girl in my school and she keeps saying i'm bullying her when of cause I'm not! I've been bullied and almost killed myself, i would never do that! And not only that but i'm lovely, i may be a monster sometimes, and may be ugly but i try my best to be nice to everyone and now i dont feel human anymore, even so I now can not find one good thing about myself because i'm ashamed even though i haven't done anything! Also this girl is bullying ME AND MY MATES! And not only that but the teacher thinks she so great because she is Soo Smart and new! But you know what i haven't done anything wrong! She literally tortures me, the teacher is horrible! My parents like her, but thewy dont know her! The girl and the teacher are evil clowns, school used to be a funhouse but its now filled with evil clowns! I hate my life and i dont know what to do? I mean the Teacher treats me like i'm a monster who hurts everyone, the girl is bullying me and my friends, i feel alone, i'm depressed and i feel so un-wanted at the moment and so un-human! I hate it, most days i'm liek a vampire or zombie or werewolf it hurts! I wish i was dead! I scared to tell the teacher whats going on because she i'm worrid she'll call me a lair and the girl will suck up to her! Its un-fair, always the same people get told off when we do nothing and its someone else! What should i do,? I really need help!

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GRACEROCKS
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 9:49pm UTC

i
does this look like a zombie to you?
*not mine

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SubsidingOne
posted a quote
April 13, 2013 3:43pm UTC

The item on your left
<~~~~~~~~~~
Will be the item
<~~~~~~~~~~~
You'll use to survive the Zombie Apocalypse
<~~~~~~~~~~~~
What is it?
<~~~~~~~~~~~
( I would gladly like to hear it :))

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goawayanthony*
posted a quote
June 28, 2013 11:22pm UTC

I probably should go to bed
but Witty is still on... and I just got a notification... what if I get a good idea for a quote... must.. can't..
*becomes witty zombie*

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