Best Yummy Quotes Ever

lovecrazy
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February 12, 2013 4:14pm UTC

A major turn on;
When guys smell good.

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bella is a penguin *
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April 5, 2013 8:25pm UTC

'I hate Nutella.'
Said no one, ever.

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Cammie
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June 25, 2013 4:31pm UTC

Internet dating: the odds are good but the goods are odd.

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Heartless17*
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November 17, 2013 4:56pm UTC

Funyuns; Onion rings for people who dont like onions.

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Lauren🌸*
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July 21, 2013 8:55am UTC

girl: mummy, what's in your stomach?
mum: your baby brother.
girl: do you love him?
mum: yes, very much.
girl: then why did you eat him?

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Bec*
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May 6, 2013 2:57am UTC

Yeah boyfriends are pretty cool but have you heard of chocolate fountains?

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SuperNovaChic
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May 21, 2014 9:48pm UTC

My mind screams Victoria Secret model, but my heart and tummy screams eat as many chicken nuggets as you can in 30 minutes. XD

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jariley*
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February 1, 2013 12:03pm UTC

Goldfish;
The Snack That Smiles Back

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
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September 28, 2013 10:48am UTC

ethanol's format
Waitress: Would you like syrup on your pancakes?
Me: No, I prefer the blood of my enemies.

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McDreamer*
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November 8, 2014 10:08am UTC

YOU ARE
T h e s p r i n k l e s
ON MY DONUT.

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ciaraperrone1996
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June 12, 2013 7:52pm UTC

The awkward moment
 you're carrying a Goldfish cracker, and it doesn't smile back at you...

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softballxwin27
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June 25, 2013 7:23pm UTC

Today I bought a pack of nuts. On the packet it said "WARNING: MAY CONTAIN NUTS."
Well I'd be a bit disappointed if I opened it and a sock fell out.

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Keyboardfreak898
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April 1, 2013 9:45am UTC

"Hello, drug dealer? I'd like some weed brownies, hold the weed."

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αγάπη*
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November 27, 2013 4:35pm UTC

I don't want diamond rings.
I don't want flowers delivered to my doorstep
You know what I wan't delivered to my doorstep?
Chinese food.
Order me some chinese food & i'll Marry You
Forget all that romantic crap.

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SuperNovaChic
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April 16, 2014 9:47pm UTC

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.” ― Charles M. Schulz

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desperado*
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April 1, 2013 10:13am UTC

Three words I never want to hear: There's no food.

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SuperNovaChic
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May 20, 2014 9:25pm UTC

❤ Cut cake, not wrists. ❤

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pervey_sage_girl
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February 8, 2013 9:12pm UTC

Food- If it tastes nice, its probably not good for you...

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1D_Babyyy
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February 24, 2013 6:08pm UTC

"Food" has four letters, and so does "mine"
coincidence? I think not.

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Ellmo
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March 27, 2013 7:24pm UTC

Going to McDonalds for a salad, is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

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